Yakima hates g-strings, bikinis, capitalism, freedom, apple pie, etc..

the rare bad back tatoo plus unfortunate shaun alexander jersey combo

Aside from outlawing G-strings as primary workwear, there's not much the city of Yakima can do to regulate coffee stands and scantily clad baristas, a city attorney says.

Expanding on a memo to the City Council, Senior Assistant City Attorney Cynthia Martinez is expected to weigh in tonight on recent complaints from Mayor Dave Edler and others about bikini baristas and the "sexpresso" craze that is sweeping the Pacific Northwest."

Martinez also said the state Department of Labor and Industries and local health authorities are not interested in regulating barista attire from a safety standpoint.
Instead, she suggested the City Council consider amending the city's indecent exposure ordinance to prohibit see-through material and to clarify language that defines an immodest condition vaguely described as "cleavage of the buttocks."
~the Yakima Herald

There's really nothing more I can add to this story that dominic on Fark.com hasn't already said:

"I've accidentally gotten coffee from one of these bikini coffee stands, and I just have one thing to say. STOP GIVING ME BONERS BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. Thank you."