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10 Dungeons & Dragons Tips From Dan Harmon and His Dungeon Master. When the kids are out of the house or at least old enough to not need constant supervision/help with their legos I'm totally taking up D&D. I've already got a t-shirt and everything. What more do you need? Dice? I have dice. Pencil? I've got a pencil. Imagination? Sure when I've been drinking I'm SUPER IMAGINATIVE.

The Millennium Falcon. Do you have 60 seconds to read a really brief infographic on the Millennium Falcon? Well you are in luck then because I happen to have a link to just such an infographic right here.

Battlefield 4 Players Have Finally Found The Megalodon. This is pretty fun. Rumor had it that if you looked hard enough you could find a Megalodon in Battlefield 4. Well, that wasn't exactly true so the developers added one in the latest DLC pack. You win this one Megalodon.

Art and Superheroines: Getting Sex and Cape Comics Right. I don't 100% agree with this article on sex and comic books (more specifically superhero comics) but I think it brings up a lot of interesting points. Comic Books have this really typical american puritanical approach to sex and violence that you see in movies and TV. Cleavage? Cool. Blood and Gore? Cool. Realistic depictions of sex? Whoa there's pervert. Think of the Children!

Also he talks about Empowered a lot which is cool. I like Empowered. I'm only like 7 trades behind but I swear I'll be picking more up any day now.

Dungeons and Privilege

Generally speaking I hate the use of the word privilege in this sort of context but funny is funny. HA! Stupid smelly girl cleric.

Amazonian Links

For Better or Worse, Wonder Woman is coming back to TV. I once said that there was no way a you could make a Wonder Woman TV show, with her traditional costume, that didn't look cheezy and stupid. Problem solved, the new Wonder Woman show will be called Amazon and it'll be on the CW so I'm sure she'll be fighting crime in a leather jacket and no one will ever call her Wonder Woman. Yay?

The Best Dungeons & Dragons Character Alignments. Funny list that makes me wish I played more D&D as a kid. I think I played all of 3 times, most of the times I was playing one of the knock of RPG games based on a existing franchise like TMNT or Robotech.

Japan's Ninjas are Headede for Extinction. Yeah right, that's what the Ninjas want you to believe. Then when you think they're all extinct, boom! Shuriken right between the eyes.

Randy Couture Responds to Steven Seagal's fight challenge. Conventional wisdom once was that Steven Seagal actually knew karate (or akido or whatever it is) and Jean Claude Van Damme was just a really buff gymnast. But lately I've been hearing from more and more guys in MMA that Seagal is a total joke and Van Damme actually spars on a regular basis. I don't know what to believe anymore!

Christmas List: Bag of Holding

Every day in December I plan on posting one thing from my official DevilDinosaur Christmas Wish List (patent pending). Why? Because I can.

I used the picture of Think Geek's awesome bag of holding messenger bag but I'm really referring to a real bag of holding. Come on science get off your butt. Even the shortest trips with my toddler can feel like an expedition to the north poll. You have to carry diapers, snacks, an extra change of clothes, toys, a bottle for him and daddy. All that stuff can get pretty unwieldy.

That's why I need a magic bag. Seriously why isn't anyone working on this!

The Futurama Alignment chart

click to embiggenI love my wife very much, that's why I'm blogging and watching Parenthood on the DVR with her instead of playing Battlefield 3 right now.

I'm so calling in sick tomorrow.

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The 8 most common ways D&D Characters Die. Man this made me miss Dungeons and Dragons so much. How come no video game has really ever been able to capture the D&D experience? Is it the lack of cheeto dust?


Star Wars Recruitment Posters. These are ok, honestly I just needed a third thing for my links.


The top 10 Air Jordans of all time. When I was in Jr High I wanted these shoes soooo bad. If only I'd had these I'm sure all the girls would have liked me. Thanks for nothing mom and dad.