Patton Oswalt has plans for Episode VII

I can't actually watch this because my work computer has no speakers but I've been told it's fantastic.

Leslie Knope, Master of Voices

Here's a two and a half minute reminder that Parks & Recreaction is awesome. Tangentially, it also sort of reminds you how awful The Office is now.

Adam WarRock's Waka Flocka Swanson

One of my favorite Nerdcore rappers Adam WarRock recently recorded a tribute EP all about the TV show Parks & Rec. It's not quite as good as his Firefly EP but it's better than the X-Factor one. Of course this song about Ron Swanson is off the heezy yo.

Off the heezy, that's stll a thing right?


download the entire parks and rec ep here.

Aubrey Plaza thinks this game is ok.. or whatever

I haven't really been impressed with any of the celebrity World of Warcraft commercials until this one. I mean, I'm not stupid, there's no way Chuck Norris or Mr. T is actually spending nights in their basements playing World of Warcraft. However, I can totally see Aubrey Plaza dumping her boyfriend in an incredibly callous and nonchalant manner. That seems more than reasonable.

Blown Away Links

The best of #Tom Haverford. It's almost criminal that Parks and Recreation has two of the best characters on TV (Tom Haverford and Ron Swanson) in one show. It's kinda like when Seinfeld had George Costanza and Kramer (except less racist).

Marvel teases a new Uncanny X-men and "4". I love Carlos Pacheco, so the fact that he's on X-Men and I don't have to look at Greg Land's tracings anymore is great. Still, more renumbering? My collection hates you marvel.

The 80s TV Sitcom Daughters guide to Fantasy Football Wide Receivers. Just like in the NFL the drop off from Elite (nicole eggert, alyssa milano) to bum is quick (staci keanan) and harsh (tina yothers).

10 cars we forgot existed. Forgot, half of these cars I never knew existed in the first place. BTW, tell me the Subaru XT didn't steal the Honda Preludes front end.

Ron Swanson loves food

I mentioned yesterday that Ron Swanson (I don't like to think of the character as being played by an actual actor) was robbed of a well deserved emmy nomination. Luckily for us the interwebs have decided to pay tribute. Here's a supercut of Ron talking about food.

Tom Haverfoods FTW

I was going to save this for a links post but on second thought I think it's too good not to share right away. It's TomHaverfoods.com. An entire site dedicated to bringing you food nicknames by Pawnee resident Tom Haverford.

Parks and Recreation has been really good this year, maybe not as great as it was last season when I crowned it the funniest show on TV (I made my own crown and everything), but still really funny. Now that I think about it, almost all my favorite comedies have been worse this season. Community, The Office, Modern Family, It's always Sunny. I still like them they're just not as good as they were last year. I mean Dee's pregnant, Who cares? I just want more kitten mittens damn it.

Maybe I'm imagining things or maybe it's just that Archer has been sooooo overwhelmingly awesome it's ruining me for all other comedies.

Anyway back to my point Whoever created this is a Haverfoods site is a genius. Other highlights that I didn't feel like capturing were:

Biscuits are Butter Boats
Gum is Chew Chew Trains
Lemonade is LL Cool Ade
Cookies are Tiny-Ass Cakes

seriously go check it out.

The Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

I missed Parks and Recreation last night cause I had a stupid soccer game in the rain. But that's why Al Gore invented the internet, so soccer dorks like me wouldn't miss the awesomeness of Ron Swanson's pyramid of greatness. I've been trying for the last 15 minutes to come up with something snarky about one of the blocks and where it's placed but this thing is gosh darn perfect. It's like looking at the Grand Canyon...