Straight outta The Muppet Show

Here's the Muppets performing NWA's Express Yourself. There are worse ways to start your morning.

Also here's your fun reminder that in Express Yourself Dr. Dre claims that he never smokes week because it'll "cause a brother brain damage". Maybe Easy-E had some good points about Dre being a big old phoney.

The Humpty Dance Is Your Chance

Well this was a delightful surprise this afternoon. I'm doing the dreaded "just got back from vacation" and "about to get ready for vacation" combo at work this week. I definitely can use the pick me up.






...samoans do the humpty hump.. white people do the humpty hump...

but you said he's just a friend...

The Muppets: Cårven Der Pümpkîn

Last year I carved the most awesome Master Shake pumpkin and got absolutely jacked in the judging because no one in the room was cool like me. Seriously a room full of people in their 20s and 30s and no one had even heard of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. When I tried to explain it to them they all looked at me like I was high on crack. Except, my lovely wife who just looked slightly embarrassed. Anyhoo, here's the Swedish Chef carving some pumpkins with a bazooka. This year I'm carving something everyone has heard of. Maybe something from the Hunger Games or 50 Shades of Grey.

These Muppets can't keep a straight face

Just in case you never watch the special features of your DVDs (which you should always watch first) here's the extended blooper reel from The Muppets.

Oh those Muppets, they think they're people.

Links got back

Great news for people who want big butts. Kim Kardashian is releasing a workout video she taped a couple years ago all because her ex-husband said she had a fat ass. If only he had called her stupid we'd finally have the spiritual sequel to Dustin Diamond's instructional Chess video.

10 skits that prove The Muppet Show was for adults. This last weekend my wife and I dropped our son off with his grandparents and then went to go see The Muppets. So yeah, I kind of agree that The Muppets are for adults. BTW, two thumbs up.

10 of the greatest comic book video games. OMG I love Captain America and the Avengers. The rest of this list pretty much blows (especially the love over the Death of Superman storyline), but since they put Captain America on there I'll still give them their due.

The time I rapped on the Internet and everyone hated me. If you missed it, last week this girl put out a video rapping about how much she loves her new Windows 7 phone. It was really really horrible. I mean really bad. Here she tries to play it off like she was just having fun, but still.. don't put that on the Internet if you don't want to be ridiculed for eternity.

Beaker is the new Mr Fuji

I was sooooo upset last night when I realized I missed the Muppets on WWE Raw. Dish network plays most cable channels on east coast time so it was on at 6pm, right while I was getting all geared up for halloween. It wasn't until a little John Cena came to my door looking for candy did I realize I missed Raw.

On all accounts the Muppets were the highlight of the show. Oh well, maybe they'll be back. I mean it's not like anyone is watching the show for Jack Swagger.

BTW, I totally gave that kid dressed up as Cena the "you can't see me" hand gesture and you could tell it made his night.

The new Muppets trailer

Here's the new trailer for The Muppets. It looks pretty awesome. And not just awesome for a kids movie, I mean awesome for any sort of movie.

I just wikipediaed it, and while it seems unbelievable, this is the first Muppet movie since 1999s Muppets from Space. That's 12 years since the last Muppet movie! How did that happen? Also what ever happened to TRL? man I loved that show.

The Green Muppet Lantern

There's a good chance that if I hadn't been recovering from food poisoning this weekend I would have gone out to see Green Lantern, which has been getting killed by the critics. So I guess I should thank Jack in the Box, 13 straight hours of throwing up every hour was totally worth it.


btw, how awesome are these Muppet Show trailers? I don't care if the movie really is in Swedish.

The Muppet Trailer that wasn't

I can not wait to see this movie. Ok, actually I can. In fact I'll probably have too. It's kind of amazing how having a screaming little person running around the house knocking stuff over can put a crimp in your carefree lifestyle. It's been 3 weeks and I still haven't seen Thor. I'm pretty sure if I don't see it this weekend, Walt Simonson is going to break into my house and take his amazing run on Thor back.

Bohemian Rhapsody, the muppet cover

This continues my trend of posting things about 2 days after they've completely saturated the internets. It's the cast of the muppet show performing Bohemian Rhapsody. I've always felt that Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem were totally underrated.