If Diablo 3 were a girl

I'll just leave this here without comment.

Kissable Links

New behind the scenes Star Wars pictures. Some of these aren't that new, but they're still pretty cool.  Carrie Fisher sure was pretty back then.  What happened?  She didn't let Mark Hamill drive her somewhere did she?

Everyone hates Diablo 3. Ok, not everyone but a lot of people. The Metacritic score is in the toilet. People can't play single player because you have to log onto the server and the servers are overloaded. There are a lot of complaints that the RPG mechanics have been stripped away. Some people are even comparing it to some of those free "pay to play" MMOs. Not exactly what hesitant Diablo nerds want to hear.

Bikini Hockey Leage is a real thing that exists. This is great news, with the Lingerie Football league taking the season off we really needed another scantily clad sports league. Where else are you going to pay to get an awkward boner in a stadium full of thousands, hundreds, tens of guys?

Men in Black 3 costs $375 Million. Holly ass that's a lot of money. I heard most of it is going to CGI effects designed to give Nicole Scherzinger a personality.

I mean is anyone that excited to see MIB 3? Sure the first one was really good, but the second one was kind of like "meh". This is kinda like the Mummy 3: Desperate Cash Grab all over again, isn't it?

Diablo III is bringing evil back

New Trailer for Diablo III hit the interwebs this weekend. You don't really get a good look at the game, but you do get to see that angel guy with the sword, and some girl looking scared. Sorry I honestly can't remember the plot from Diablo 2 at all.

Anyhoo this comes out on the PC this month, no date for consoles yet. I'm still deep into Skyrim so I'll probably wait for the console reviews. 60 bucks at Gamestop sounds a lot better to me than dropping a grand at NewEgg to get my PC back up to gaming specs.

Diablo 3: The Barbarian Trailer

So what's up guys, are we getting this on the 360 or the PC? I'm ready to slaughter cows and gather loot like it was 1999.

Diablo III confirmed for consoles

So far 2012 looks to be the year of the budget in the DevilDinosaur household, so the twitter announcement that Blizzard is porting out Diablo III to consoles is great news. My desktop PC is about 6 years old and in desperate need for an upgrade. The other day the fan in the power plant went out and I had to scrounge in my spare parts box just to get it back up and running. It was a sad realization that my rig won't play anything more graphically demanding than bejeweled blitz. I have a newer laptop but really, laptop gaming? What's the point?

It'll be interesting to see how Diablo III actually plays on a console. Diablo has never had the most complicated control scheme or even really advanced graphics, so it should be doable. I'm also guessing it will be easier to join multiplayer games with friends on xbox live than the old IP address shuffle of Diablo II.

Here's to many sleepless nights in crawling for loot!

Don't stare at these links

Nicole Scherzinger busts Conan for staring. Pussycat Doll and X-Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger was on Conan the other day, where apparently he stared at her boobs just a bit too long. What a pig!

Diora Baird is Rob Ryan's Play chart model. Short story long, Defensive coordinator of the Dallas Cowboys Rob Ryan had a picture of our favorite green slave girl Diora Baird on his play chart. I'm sure it was just there to help "motivate" the team.

Hands on with Diablo 3. Argh Diablo 3! I forgot about you when I was putting together my video game budget for the next 3 months. Maybe if I put the family on an all ramen diet I can afford a new computer.

The 10 greatest Simpson's characters who only appear in one episode. Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

Escape from the planet of Links

5 more impractical ideas for Bioshock cities. I finally finished Bioshock this week, man that is a great game. Story-wise it's right up there with some of the best games I've ever played. If you're like I was and you still haven't played it, either borrow it from me or go pick it up at gamestop for 10 bucks.

Blizzard responds to Diabo III complaints. Turns out a constant internet connection will be required to play D3, even in single player mode. Doesn't really effect me, but I guess this could suck for people who do a lot of mobile gaming.

What your favorite Planet of the Apes movie says about you. I'll tell you what it says about me, it says "get your hands off of me you damn dirty ape!"

Nicki Minaj Flashed her Boob on GMA. Who cares, right? I just really, really wanted to post this picture.