Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The Ronaldo summer tour of tramps starts early


You've got to hand it to Ronaldo, every summer he finds a way to crank up the off season drama to 11. This summer it's by hooking up with Chelsea defender Juliano belletti's sister Luana Bellitti.

Reports in Italy and Spain say the 24-year-old beauty Luana Belletti has caught the attention of the Portuguese man-o’-sex, and they have enjoyed several sexy encounters.
The pair have been snapped together on C-Ron’s Italian holiday, in a rare moment where he doesn’t appear to be wearing hotpants.

First off, Portuguese man-o-sex is maybe the best soccer nick-name ever. Way better than The White Pele (rooney) or even the Ginger Ninja (scholes). Second, you know Jose Mourinho is somewhere giving Ronaldo a slow golf clap. In the history of silly soccer head games it's hard to top shagging an opponents sister.

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