If I told you Steven Seagal brought a tank to a cock fight would you believe me? How about if I said he also shot a puppy and ran over 100 roosters? What if someone else more reputable told you? Take it away DailyBeast.
A man in Arizona is suing actor Steven Seagal for taking part in a police raid in which he claims Seagal and police arrived in a tank and shot and killed his 11-month-old puppy. The raid—organized by Maricopa County’s infamous Sheriff Joe Arpaio—was to bust an alleged cockfighting ring, which the man, Jesus Sanchez Llovera, claims he did not run.
~the daily beast
So to recap, Steven Seagal killed Jesus's puppy. I swear I checked twice to make sure this wasn't a story from The Onion.
Of course this Jesus isn't turning the other cheek, he's suing Seagal for $100,000 and a formal apology. I really really hope he wins the apology, I want to see what a formal apology from Steven Seagal looks like. I assume it includes a front kick to the stomach followed by a bunch of fancy hand movements.
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Are we sure his name isn't pronounced segal but really sea-gal, like a Seahawk cheerleader? I think he's pulling a "it's simone not semen" on us.
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