So this is a TV show or something

Ton of Cash (how is that not a weight loss show?) contestant Jonny Sarhanis was eliminated the other day. Did he walk quietly into the night? No, he gave the worst motivational speech since Dodgeball, beat his chest like a gorilla and then passed out from hyperventilating. I can only assume it's the most interesting thing to happen on VH1 since mini-me peed in a corner while sitting on his hover round.

I know I'm getting old, but when did VH1 get this crappy? I know while growing up it was the old persons MTV full of Kenny G and Michael Bolton videos but then sometime in the late 90s early 2000s they had this cool retro thing going for them. Did they run out of decades to love? Did Mo Rocca die?