Monday, March 21, 2011

Thunderwear: the sexy holster

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you Thunderwear (patent pending). The holster that doubles as underwear. Well actually it doesn't double as underwear as much as it tucks down below your waistband between your underwear and your jean shorts. Lets face it, Thunder-concealed-reverse-fannypack doesn't have the same zip.

Thunderwear is a new approach to concealed carry holsters, and is not like anything else I have yet to see on the market. The basic design looks much more like a nail apron than anything else. An elastic waistband, secured by velcro at either side, wraps around the wearer's middle, just below the navel. The 'apron' portion of the device has several pockets sewn in, suitable for a gun, extra magazines or speed trips, mini-flashlight or Persuader baton.

Seriously... persuader baton. I am not making this up.

Just to prove how awesome and life saving the Thunderwear holster is they're provided us with a nice photo set I like to call "Hedge your Bets".

Damn, I'm impressed. Did you see that guy stop that dude with the bat? (which on second look doesn't really look like a bat. I think it might be rolled up cardboard with a duct tape handle) That was intense!

Ok, Thunderwear you've almost sold me. Do you have any owner testimonials? That would really seal the deal.

"Went swimming with my Colt Mustang today, I forgot I was Packing, LUV IT, but was very embarrassed at the pool" R.R. Orlando Florida.

Oh Double R, I can't count the number of times I've been embarrassed by my "gun" at the pool. It's the cold water I swear!


B said...

Cheezy crotch holster or not, real hitmen don't use holsters as they are too slow. Left hand in the pocket -> pop gun up -> draw and fire right hand.

Anonymous said...

Real men look at real women wearing sexy-ass concealed weapons and think "damn..."



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