Christmas List: mad rap skillz

Every day in December I plan on posting one thing from my official DevilDinosaur Christmas Wish List (patent pending). Why? Because I can.

We're in the home stretch so I thought I'd go with something a bit more esoteric. I really wish I had the skills to bust fat rhymes. Sometimes I think of all the nerdcore guys like Frontalot, Beefy, or YTCracker and man do I yearn to join their ranks. Yes I said Yearn.

I already have a sweet MC named lined up: MC Hammer. What do you mean that's taken already? Since when?