Deadpool exists, and he's keeping the mean streets of Wenatchee safe for ladies caught in the rain. take it away Io9.com:
Wenatchee's Deadpool said he chose his character "because I allied with his humor and his ideal that what once was bad can become something better and good. .... And not his outlook on heroism or his methods." [...] Deadpool said the idea to dress up and help people "just came to me one day."
He acknowledged, however, that the costume thing has its drawbacks. It makes him hot when the sun's out, and it seems to put some people off.
"I tried to help a woman out of the rain the other day and she didn't really want to take my umbrella," he said. "I think she was kind of intimidated."
To be fair "umbrella" clearly means penis. amirite?
Deadpool has been putting up flyers around town so people know what he's up to and won't be alarmed when he rushes to help them. He asks anyone who needs help with just about anything to contact him via email at ncwdeadpool@hotmail.com.
Now this is a real life superhero I can get behind. Forget all that fighting crime BS that should really be left to the cops. This guy just wants to help everyday people. Need help changing a flat tire? Call Deadpool. Need a ride to the hospital? Call Deadpool. Need your gutters cleaned? Call Aquaman... Deadpool isn't cleaning anyone's gutters. Have you had to clean out your gutters before? It sucks.
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