Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Osama Bin Laden you're our only hope



Saying Glen Beck is a nutjob is like saying bacon is yummy or Megan Fox has toe thumbs. All you're really doing is pointing out the obvious. However, I think it's only fair to highlight the occasions that he really out does himself. In the above clip he agrees with a guest on his show that the only way the US will ever really be safe from terrorists is for the US to get attacked again. But not just any attack, some sort of major, blood running through the streets, kind of attack. Of course the Terrorists know this, and that's why he's afraid they won't attack us. Terrorists can be total douches when it comes to not attacking you.

You know on second thought I think Beck and Bushy Beard are right The terrorists not attacking us is clearly the number one threat to this country. Who do we have to invade to get them to attack us? Is it Fiji, Euro Disney Land, Cancun? If it's Fiji I'm enlisting.

1 comments:

B said...

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, dad.
Homer: Why thank you, honey.
Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Home: Hmm. How does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work; it's just a stupid rock!
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Hmm...Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

 

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