Shake off that Anaconda

Yesterday morning Taylor Swift released her new video Shake It Off. Then a few hours later Nicki Minaj released her new video Anaconda. Please enjoy both.



Holy shit (pardon me this post is going to be full of swears). Within 12 hours of each other two monsters of pop music release videos that go "viral". In one Taylor Swift is singing about dancing your troubles away and in the other Nicki Minaj is literally rapping that she's fucking a guy because he has a big dick and sells cocaine. And she's the one of the two that has been a judge on American Idol, the most whitebread of whitebread shows.

Both videos feature everyone's favorite dance fad, twerking. But hot damn, there's twerking and then there's TWERKING. It's like if Taylor Swift had done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Nicki Minaj would have I don't know... shot a cop and then had sex with Drake in a bathtub of ice. It's for charity!

I don't know. I'm sure someone smarter and cleverer than I am can come up with better jokes and more insightful social commentary. Of course if you're looking for that sort of thing, stay the hell away from the comments on youtube. For me the most offensive part is the awful Baby Got Back samples. First off could she have picked a more obvious song. Secondly, whoever produced that beat should be shot into the moon. You clear Baby Got Back and that's what you do with it? For shame.

Taylor Swift: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Friday morning means it's time for Rock out with your "oh my god I can't believe Kevin actually listens to this garbage" out. Today I'm going with the latest pop earworm that WILL NOT GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Taylor Swift's We are never ever gettiing back together. She wears big glasses in the video so it's totes nerdy, right?

Kanye West blows as hard as MTV's video player does

If you listened to any top 40 radio this morning, you already know the "big" story of the day but if you're over 13 and not a morning DJ you might have missed it. Basically Kanye West made a jackass of himself at last nights MTV Video Music Awards (BTW, what kid of brass ones do they have over at MTV? Honestly, a video music awards show? When's the last time they showed a video, 1998?). I could go on and on, but lets ask Taylor Swift how it felt.

“I was standing on stage and I was really excited because I’d just won the award and then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage,” Swift recalled after the show. “And then I wasn’t excited anymore after that.”

update! this mash up of obama/kanye is 1000 times better than anything from the VMAs

My wife says I have a crush on Taylor Swift

Hey remember when Taylor Swift and T-Pain killed hip hop? Yeah, I think it was a monday in June....