Dark Souls III: Shadows Ahead

I know zip about Dark Souls I and II other than I've heard they're very difficult games. I really don't have much interest in Dark Souls III but I'll tell you what I do have interest in, mother loving Cyndi Lauper.

So good on you Dark Souls III, you have my attention. However, if your next trailer isn't set to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or Goonies R Good Enough, you can GTFO.