It's been widely reported that Corey Haim had started dating Daisy de la Hoya (of Daisy of Love fame) just before he died. However, it hasn't yet been reported that the real cause of Haim's death was Daisy's crotch gator.
This just in! Corey Haim was definitely killed by an alligator that resides in or around Daisy de La Hoya's crotch.
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