Monday, March 22, 2010

Best Ref Ever

Soccer players are all sissies. I know, I play every week. It doesn't matter if it's co-ed games on monday nights or Saturday afternoons in the Premiership. If a ref makes a bad or questionable call everyone loses their shit.

9 times out of 10 the ref can't do anything about it. If he does nothing one side is going to retaliate Paul Scholes style. If he hands out cards for dissent the teams get even more fired up, and if he starts tossing people Netherlands/Portugal style (a game where the ref was totally justified) people will blame him for not having better control over the game. What's the solution? Punching, lots of punching.


B said...

This blog post has:

[x] typical vindictive soccer players
[ ] a bad ass ref
[x] a pu$$y taking a dive on a punch
[x] poorly executed jump kicks
[x] again not helped the case for soccer

And on a more serious note, rumor has it the WIAA wants to remove soccer from high school sports. The clubs are killing the high school programs but the main reason is the constant disciplinary problems in that sport.

kevin n. on March 23, 2010 at 2:14 PM said...

+1 internet points for the check list.

The Jump kicks were what sealed the deal for this clip. I love how all the players still won't use their hands, that's dedication to a sport.



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