Ok so Shater or no Shatner the new Star Trek movie looks super bad ass. However there seems to be a problem brewing in the federation. This morning a couple websites leaked the first pictures of Diora Baird as nameless Orion Slave girl... disappointing would be an understatement. For context let's review the most famous of all Orion Slave girls, Yvonne Craig (of batgirl fame). Her appearance on the original Star Trek TV show proved that much like adding bacon to food, adding green paint and a bikini makes every woman a bit better.
Now here's how JJ Abrams rolls. He's taken the lovely Ms. Baird and made her looks like a dumpy cosplayer with what may or may not be herpes on her upper lip.
1 comments:
ok Newburn I know that film drunk and topless robot are well known for there factual and well researched news stories but c'mon man that is not Diora Baird.
A.Why would a star trek trading card have a photo of the green slave girl lying on a bed in a poorly lit teenagers bedroom?
B.Why would a Hollywood casting agent only cast Diora Baird under the condition that she gains 15 to 20 pounds and get a New Jersey perm?
C.Were would a a slave girl from space get a turtle print bikini?
prove me wrong sucka!
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