New Mass Effect 2 Trailer

In an odd series of events I was flooded with new X-box games this Christmas most of which I haven't even had the chance to play. I'm 99 percent sure If I were to buy the new Mass Effect when it comes out next week I'd end up sleeping on the couch... of course that would give me ample time to play all those games...

Heidi Montag or Sex Robot?

Pop quiz hotshot, which one of these two "ladies" is fame whore Heidi Montag post cosmetic surgery and which one is a sex robot.



Trick question... technically both are sex robots.

George Lucas wants more of your money, this time in 3-d

I'm not saying George Lucas hires a black guy to carry him around, but...
George Lucas isn't stupid, he sees James Cameron pushing around wheelbarrows filled with Avatar cash. That's why he's going back to the well for like a 9th time by re-releasing Star Wars, again, this time in 3-D.

George was so impressed with the movie’s technology – which took home the trophy for Best Motion Picture – Drama at the 2010 Globes – that he thinks it could help pave the way for creating 3-D versions of his “Star Wars” movies. “We’ve been looking for years and years and years of trying to take ‘Star Wars’ and put it in 3-D,” George explained to Access. “But, [the] technology hasn’t been there. We’ve been struggling with it, but I think this will be a new impetus to make that happen.”
~ gammasquad.com

I checked.. the internet doesn't have a facepalm gif large enough to properly express my feelings. This one came close..

Superman and Batman are kinda jerks

"peddle faster, Dick"

Did that Polar Bear just blow up the Earth?

This is the entrance video for the Alaska Nanooks hockey team. It's awesome.

Weekendiest Links

Here's some links... you're welcome.

A timeline of Film's greatest nerds
(koldcast.tv)

Your official Wold Cup Stab Vest
(sportsbybrooks)

Perfect Strangers remake in Seattle
(nextround.net)

Creepy Superheroine Mannequins on Ebay
(comicsalliance)

Star Wars Burlesque (NSFW and uncomfortable)
(laweekly.com)

Something tells me Jimmy Kimmel doesn't like Jay Leno very much

Good gravy, for some perverse reason Leno invited Jimmy Kimmel on his show last night. Kimmel pretty much tore Leno to shreds on his own show. It's so brutal I had a hard time watching it... the 4th time I watched it.

Man Vs Toddler

You think this toddler is weak, you should see my baby try and play Modern Warfare 2. He always gets stuck in a corner... if only Patrick Swayze was still alive to help him.