Watermelon Links

This Is Exactly The Truck You’d Drive To Save Your Heroin Addict Friend If You Were Also A Heroin Addict And Had A Shit Ton Of Guns With You. Holy crap, look at these rednecks. Yesterday, this truck was stopped in the Holland tunnel by police because it had a cracked windshield and looked just a mite bit suspicious. Turns out there were “multiple loaded guns, knives and ballistic vests” inside and a crew of self styled vigilantes on a rescue mission to save a teenage girl from a drug den.

First off, thank goodness the cops stopped them. There's zero way this wouldn't have ended without some innocent bystander getting shot. Second, cops can pull you over for a cracked windshield? What is this Soviet Russia?

Indie Wrestlers Find Both Struggles And Triumphs On The Independent Scene. Great article on the increasingly popular independent wrestling scene in the states. I don't know much about these millenial hipsters but as long as they like PBR and Wrestling they can't be all that bad.

Turn A Watermelon Into A Keg With A Watermelon Tap. Oh man, I would get sooooo drunk off this thing. I mean, I guess you don't have to put booze in your watermelon keg but WHY WOULDN'T YOU!?!?

People React to Celebrity Booze

Celebrities doing weird things with their money and their likeness isn't anything new. However, I feel like ever since 50 cent made like a billion dollars from his initial investment with Vitamin Water there's this big trend of celebrities and vanity-drinks. From Jay-Z cognac to Nikki Minaj moscato There's all kinds of ways for the modern music lover and brand supporter to get blasted.

I was a little bummed that they missed a couple. Maynard from Tool has a wine, so do Brand Pitt and Angelina Jolie, also Sammy Hagar has a tequila and those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head. Oh well, it's a buzzfeed video I just I should just expect it to be half assed.