Monday, August 8, 2011

Catwoman's a stripper now

As The Dark Knight Rises ramps up shooting in Pittsburg the rumors have really started flying about just what roles everyone is playing. The newest being that Bane is going to be a male stripper instead of a criminal-minded Luchador. Wait, it's not Bane it's Catwoman? Oh that makes way more sense.

Catwoman is apparently one of the most well written characters we’ve seen in these movies so far and she could potentially steal the show the way Heath Ledger did last time. She does some cool stuff in the movie like jumping out of windows and stealing the Batpod. Her back story is that she has a history of abuse and works as a stripper and is also a pickpocket.

batman-news.com

Forgive me a second of hand wringing over this one but this seems like sort of hacky screenwriting. It's not like this is one of those things that's going to ruin a movie for me or anything, but if there were as many Strippers with a heart of gold in real life as there are in movies I'd know a lot more girls named Crystal and Porche. My Facebook page would probably be way more interesting too.

Maybe in the WB should just get it over with any make a movie out of The Pro.


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