Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Crouch pulls a Cole

99% of english soccer players agree, this gets old fast.

To clarify, Peter Crouch is following in the footsteps of England teammate and noted scumball Ashley Cole, by cheating on his smoking hot wife. Take it away Now Magazine;
Abbey Clancy has been pictured without her engagement ring - just a day after fiance Peter Crouch was accused of cheating on her with a prostitute.

Madrid-based escort Monica Mint, 19, alleges the footballer forked out 1,000 euros [£833] to sleep with her after meeting her on a stag do in the Spanish capital last month.

Just in case you need a reminder, and lets face it you do, Peter Crouch looks like this:

He's really rocking that drummer from Hanson meets the Scarecow from the Wizard of Oz look. Not many 7 foot tall soccer "stars" can pull that off. Oh yeah here's what his fiance Abbey Clancey looks like:

One more time, goofy beanpole that has no business on the English national team:

and Abbey Clancey:

Clearly Abbey needs to put that ring back on her finger. There's no way she's doing any better than Peter "coat hanger" Crouch. I mean have you seen him do the robot? A quality guy like him is one in a million.




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