Another New Trailer for Kick-Ass

I know my wife won't approve of this phrase, but this trailer totally gives me a nerd boner.

Man Vs Zombies

Twitter is primarily for iliterate celebrities and blue haired advertising executives that think they know what kids are into. With that being said ManVsZombies' twitter feed is pretty funny.

Avatar is so good you'll want to kill yourself

"It took 3 super-computers to render my smugness"
Well clearly that headline is hyperbole you say? Ah good friend I wish it was.

Ever since i went to see Avatar i have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na'vi made me want to be one of them. I cant stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers i got from it. I even contemplate suicide thinking that if i do it i will be re birthed in a world similar to Pandora and the everything is the same as in Avatar.. I cant find joy in this world since Ive seen it, and the only thing that makes me happy is thinking about it or when im seeing it next, which is Saturday at the imax.. I doubt anyone will understand the feelings I'm having..but if you are..tell me..

~ mike

Now either Mike is black belt level forum troll or he's the saddest nerd ever. My heart wants to say troll but over at Film Drunk they've found several similar forum posts by avatar maniacs.

I was thinking of trying to go see Avatar this weekend but maybe I'll stay home and read a book. I have the new Clive Cussler novel and his books rarely make me suicidal.

That Eagle is the size of a Lion!

So Puma has unveiled the dreaded "universal 3rd kit" for all the African teams headed to the Africa Cup of Nations and the World Cup this summer. It might be hard to tell from the size of the picture, but the kits are supposed to look dirty. No word on if they're supposed to look painted on.

Look for these kits on sale for 29.99 in the back of Eurosport catalogs everywhere this fall.

~ via worldcupblog.org

Dolph Lundgren in the 5th Sense

The Storyboards for Mac and Charlie's movie The Fifth Sense: The Smell of Penetration look pretty good but I think I'm still going to watch Predator.

Some parents are awful

2 to 1 this kid ends up Menendezing his parents.

Michael Cera kicking it w/ DJ Paulie D

Here you go, Michael Cera hanging with the boys from Jersey Shore. I mean why not? At this point I don't think there's any news from Jersey Shore that could surprise me. You could tell me all 6 of them were actually Joaquin Phoenix and I'd be like "sure that makes a lot of sense"...



~via celebuzz

LOL AT-AT monday

My only new years resolution this year is less talk more rock. So with that in mind here's the Lol AT-ATs. 'cause cats suck and AT-AT-s are super bad ass.




more at http://lolat-ats.tumblr.com/