New Star Trek trailer will rock your FACE!

Ok, so maybe face rocking is a bit much, still the trailer looks good. In this blogger's not so humble opinion, one of the things that made the Wrath of Kahn such a great movie was Capt Kirk kicking ass and taking names. Sure you still got all the great Star Trek themes about life, destiny and friendship, but at the core the movie was dirty harry in space. Kahn messed with the wrong guy's family and he received the beat down he deserved.

While I don't think Chris Pine could ever fill Shatner's shoes, this movie looks like it's gonna capture those same pissed off, kirk against the world, emotions that I loved from the Wrath of Kahn. I'm definitely looking forward to this one.

At least it still has Liev Schreiber in it, right?

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The internets are abuzz with the latest and supposedly the last Wolverine trailer. I gotta admit, I was really eager to see this movie. Even after I found out the producers stuck a black eyed pea in it and decided to shoehorn Gambit and Emma Frost into the plot for no good reason. Now I'm not so sure, yeah the action looks cool, but if you have the time head on over to topless robot. They have pretty good evidence that some marketing genius decided to turn this super bad ass we've come to know and love as Deadpool...

Into this extra from a Marilyn Manson video..

At this point why not just make a new character? Call him Suck-job and save yourself some fanboy venom.

Animals are always funny

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There is no way that Panda should be sitting in an exit row. I bet he can't even read the instructions on the safety card!

I don't think I'll ever understand Australian rules football. Is that a llama?

Soccer Jerseys > Lingerie

Research of over 1900 men has revealed that men would much rather see their partner or wife in their favourite football teams colours than a skimpy lingerie set in bed... MyCelebrityFashion.co.uk quizzed 1,904 blokes on their favourite female bed-time fashion turn on and instead of sexy lingerie or fantasy role play costumes leading the way, the most popular turn-on for men was their wife or girlfriend wearing their favourite teams top.
34% of men asked said they would prefer their wife or girlfriend to wear their favourite team’s football or rugby top in bed, 23% said that they would be more interested in “sexy lingerie”, 21% replied with simply “nothing”, 16% said they would love to see a “fantasy role play outfit” and 6% said “ordinary nightwear”.
~ via footballshirtculture.com (my new favorite website)

Sure 34% of men say they want their ladies to wear their favorite teams jersey. How about we ask them again after their women ruin their favorite jersey so they can make it sluty. I mean just look at these ladies, no respect for club or country!

Bonus for the ladies... here's Carlos Bocanegra with no sleeves

Hello, yes I'd like to report a McNugget Emergency

I saw this on nextround.net today

MARCH 3–Angered that her local McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food “emergency.” Latreasa Goodman, 27, last Saturday called police to complain that a cashier–citing a McDonald’s all sales are final policy–would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one.” Goodman noted, “I called 911 because I couldn’t get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets,” according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, “this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency…”

Sounds stupid right? Wrong! I swear to all that is holy if I went to a McDonalds, ordered my number 10 meal with a coke and BBQ sauce, paid for said meal and then was told they were out of mcnuggets, I would burn that McDonalds to the ground. one thing you don't mess with is a man's mcnuggets.

Ford's nor really interested in making money

"The Ford Performance Vehicles F6 E Concept is more than just a concept, it's planned for production with a sale price of $78,190 AUD or about $50,550 in US play money. What you'll get for your Aussie dollar is a walloping 415 HP, 416 lb-ft, turbocharged, 4.0 liter inline six cylinder running the rear wheels through a Sequential Sports Shift six speed automatic transmission. Binders gets upgraded with Brembos fitted hiding beneath 19 inch wheels and styling gets a few other subtle upgrades. Just for the record, it gets about 20 MPG."

~ via jalopnik

It even looks better than the Taurus SHO. Why is it that Australia gets all the coolest stuff? Paul Hogan, Koala Bears, Mad Max, Miranda Kerr... For a nation full of criminals they sure are well off.

They have Kangaroos in trees now?

The Seattle Times has a rather boring article about the woodland park zoo's efforts to help protect some Tree Kangaroos in New Guinea. I'm sure the zoo is doing great work and all that, but The important thing here is look at how freaking cute these things are! I have tree's in my backyard, how do I get me some tree kangaroos?

Stop teasing me Ford!

Remember how awesome RoboCop was? You know what car he drove? A ford Taurus SHO.

"The new SHO boasts the highest level of tune so far announced for the Ecoboost V6 — 365 HP and 350 lb-ft of torque, going above and beyond the previously rated 355 HP in the 2010 Ford Flex and 2010 Lincoln MKS. The more important part of those power figures is where it comes in at, with peak torque starting from 1500 RPM and topping out at 3500 RPM. Shoot, that's almost in diesel territory. Ford isn't being bashful about this new SHO either, boldly claiming the Taurus SHO will outperform the BMW 550i while returning 25 MPG on the highway and coming in at a reasonable $37,995 price. Those are certainly fightin' words."

~ via jalopnik

I swear Ford, if this car ends up in australia exclusively I will dig up Henry Fords bones and punch him in the face.