Just A Guy Surfing on a Dirt Bike...

Robbie Maddison, who I assume is a professional motor bike rider, decided that riding his bike on the earth was played out so he decided to take it out into the ocean. Of course all of these shennanigans are brought to you by a skate shoe company. Honestly this is all so insane I'm surprised he didn't fly off into the sunset like they do at the end of Grease.

GWARbage Links

10 Amazing Man-made Substances. I'm not lying, I've been very tempted to order a can of this liquid glass waterproofing stuff. Just Look at how clean that shoe is. LOOK AT IT!

Navy Yard shooting shows need for video game registry, not gun control. Says that girl who looked good in a bikini on Survivor. Seriously, this is one of the dumbest things you'll read all day. Truth is more people are playing violent video games then they ever have and violent crime in the United States is at its lowest rate ever. Yes violent nutjobs are attracted to violent video games but the idea that they're making normal people violent is absurd and a huge smokescreen from politicians sucking at the teet of the big gun lobby.

Sex Panther Cologne. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Gas Powered Surfboard can hit 35mph. If the zombie apocalypse ever happens I'm going to find me one of these gas powered surfboards and high tail it to Guam. Yes it's a terrible idea but who cares? Gas powered surfboard baby!

Fans petition for Gwar to replace Bruno Mars at Super Bowl halftime. LOL, best half time show ever. True Story time: Where I work one of our garbage cans is marked "GWARbage". Whenever I see that can I smile.

Pro Surfer Anastasia Ashley’s Twerk-Up

Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley has an interesting warm up routine. I believe the kids call this twerking. Back in my day we called it 40 dollars at the Lusty Lady. hey-o!

I'm not entirely sure what the benefit is in warming up like this but I'm willing to give it a try before my soccer game tomorrow.