Protect your Unicorn from Dolph Lundgren

Yeah I know I haven't been posting a whole lot this week. Some friends decided it would be awesome to get my wife tipsy and take her roller skating. 2 broken bones in her wrist later and my free time has been shot to hell. However, the important thing here is that Dolph Lundgren is going to fight a unicorn. No wait the important thing is that he's going to lose a fight to a unicorn, just the way God intended.