BABYMETAL - ギミチョコ！！- Gimme chocolate!! (OFFICIAL)

I've been listening to a lot of Babymetal today at work. No one, and I literally mean no one on my floor, is in the office today so I have free range to crank up my music as loud as I want. At some point someone is going to wander in here looking for someone else and they're going to be very confused.

Everything's Fine, Nothing To See Here

Algae blooms are a perfectly normal part of swimming. I swear every other time I take my kid to swim lessons the pool is green and they're just running a local community pool. These big time Olympic venues pretty much have unlimited resources to make sure little Johnny Croatia isn't going to go to the hospital every time he does a half pike twist.

In fact I hear this is a plan on the part of Rio, every day the pool is going to be the color of one of the Olympic Rings. Next up Yellow!

Luke Cage: Official Trailer

A few days ago Netflix and Marvel announced that new seasons of Daredevil and Jessica Jones wouldn't air until 2018, which is a pretty long time considering the last two seasons aired about 9 months apart from each other. In the meantime we're to Enjoy Luke Cage, Iron Fist AND the new Defenders series (which will included Jessica Jones and Daredevil). I think that's a fair deal. Luke Cage still looks fantastic. Can't wait to binge watch this one.

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Did you know the first Resident Evil movie came out 14 years ago? Can you believe they're still making these things? I mean there are worse things you can do with your time than watching Milla Jovovich in some skimpy outfit fighting zombie dogs.

Nothing but Links

No, It's Not Just You, Suicide Squad Makes No Sense. Suicide Squad is not a good movie, all those DC fanboys throwing a fit over its Rotten Tomatoes score need to take a chill pill. Yes, it has it's moments and it's not the complete shit show that Batman v Superman was, still it's not a good movie.

I'm glad this list of plot issues starts out with the most glaring. A team specifically created to take out an evil Superman should not container 4 people without any sort of super powers. Maybe I'll give you Deadshot because he's the worlds greatest assassin and that's something that could be helpful but Captain Boomerang? Harley Quinn? Katana? Rick Flag? This is a fantastic example of DC and WB awkwardly shoehorning their version of a shared universe into the plot weather it fits or not. Don't drop Superman's name, just say you're putting together a team full of expendable idiots to do stuff the government can't get caught doing. It's not hard and it actually makes sense, heaven forbid one of these DC movies makes sense.

It’s real: Ars Technica goes hands-on with the fabled Nintendo PlayStation. It's cool that there's one of these in existence. I mean there's not really much you can do with it but it's just cool that it exists. Imagine how different things would be for both companies if they had kep this partnership together.

50 Shows I Would Watch Based On Nothing But The Title. I'm 99.9% sure that Loose Cannons premieres this fall on USA.

‘Rogue One’ Hi-Res Images Reveal the Best Looks at Gareth Edwards’ Epic Yet. This movie had better be good. All those reshoots they reportedly went through make me nervous. Suicide Squad went through a ton of reshoots and more than likely they made the movie worse. Don't blow this Disney.

San Diego Comic Con (SDCC) Cosplay Music Video 2016

When the posts are few and far between you can pretty much bet I've been on vacation. I've spent the last few days at Great Wolf Lodge doing all kinds of water park stuff like almost drowning and paying WAY too much money for ice cream. The kids had a lot of fun and I feel like I've been run over by a truck so I guess it was a successful trip.

Here's more cosplay from SDCC, Hopefully next week I can get back on track. If I don't hit 30 posts at the end of the month I dock my own pay.

MC LARS x SPOSE - "POKÉMON GO RAP"

Any day I get a new song my MC Lars is a good day, even if it is a song about Pokemon Go. Now I have nothing against Pokemon Go, in fact it's quite the opposite. I REALLY want to play Pokemon Go but I cant because Windows Phone (queue sad fog horn).

The inability to play Pokemon Go might be the last straw for me and Windows Phone. Sure it was great when we migrated e-mail servers at work and my phone was working within seconds while everyone with iPhones was struggling for days. Yes, the camera is fantastic and the polycarbonate shell means I never have to use a stupid looking plastic case. The UI is darn near perfect but what good is a smart phone if the only smart thing it does is play Angry Birds and run a twitter ap from 2012?

Transformers: GENERATION 1 - HERO

This Transformers fan film is absolutely bonkers. The first minute or two with the RC models that are obviously RC models aren't that great but once you get to the dudes in the suits it really takes off. They must have put an assload of work into this. I hope they get a million hits.