Wednesday, December 4, 2013

NERD ALERT! We have a Wonder Woman

WB just tightened even the loosest of pants today by announcing that Gal Gadot would be playing Wonder Woman in the Man of Steel sequel, tentatively titled "The one with Ben Affleck playing Batman".

It's worth noting that the only thing you probably know Gal Gadot from is the last 3 Fast & Furious movies. I don't know why but I find this hilarious. Don't get me wrong, I've already pre-ordered my tickets to 7ast & 7urious but come on... those movies are filled with terrible acting, including Miss generic European accent here.

The other rumor worth noting is that the Man of Steel sequel very well might have other members of the JLA in it. Flash and Green Arrow are the names that keeps popping up the most. I'm all for it. The Justice League isn't that complicated. Flash runs fast, Green Arrow shoots arrows, Aquaman talks to fish, there's no reason you need to drag this out into 6 different origin movies like Marvel did. Everyone is pretty familiar with the characters that make up the Justice League. If the movie is a hit then start working on your spin offs. Trust me, if The Flash just shows up on screen no one is going to get confused over who he is. Everyone's seen Sheldon's shirt on the Big Bang Theory.

Captain Picard sings Let it Snow Make it So

Remember the episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where Wesley learned the true meaning of Christmas? No? Well it was great.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

ISIS Orientation: Gun Safety

Archer premieres its 5th season in January, in celebration (ie. effort to drum up viewers) FX has been releasing these ISIS Orientation videos. This one about gun safety is probably my favorite. Call me old fashioned but there's something about guns and alcohol that just feels right.

Christmas Wish List: Star Trek TNG Pajamas

Every day in December (newborn baby schedule permitting) I plan on posting one thing from my official DevilDinosaur Christmas Wish List (patent pending). Why? Because I can.

OMG, I would be the most comfy bad ass in space with a pair of these Star Trek: The Next Generation Pajamas. The biggest problem with them is I'd almost be too sexy. Ok that's the second biggest problem. The biggest problem would be all the Star Trek puns my wife would have to endure... Engage indeed!

Dear Santa

I'm 99.9% sure this is fake but who cares it's still funny.

Amazon would like to bring about the robot apocalypse a bit sooner

I'm sure you've already seen this on the News/Facebook/Grandma's Pintrest but yesterday Amazon blew everyone's minds away when they announced that they were working on a 30 minute delivery option that would have your packages of less than 5 pounds delivered to you via flying robot drone. It really is terrifying. We're like 2 steps away from skynet here.

Monday, December 2, 2013

Christmas Wish List: Makita LXT Cordless Autofeed Screwdriver

Every day in December (newborn baby schedule permitting) I plan on posting one thing from my official DevilDinosaur Christmas Wish List (patent pending). Why? Because I can.

One of the few nice things about my house is the plot it is on. It's a nice corner lot with a huge backyard. I've got a plum tree, a couple pear trees, 4 apple trees and a couple grape vines. I also have a couple hundred feet of fence that's in various stages of rotting away. I have zero money to pay someone to come in and fix the fence so as it falls, I head over to Home Depot and pick up what I need to replace it section by section. So far I've done about 6 new posts and 32 new pickets and a whole bunch of new cross sections for support.

This is why I want the Makita LXT Cordless Autofeed Screwdriver. My little 12 volt lithium-ion Ridged simply isn't getting the job done. Give me one of these Makitas and I'll have that fence fixed by 2015 easy.. 2016 at the latest

Ron Burgundy Isn't The Curling Announcer Canada Wants But He Is The One It Needs

Not content with increasing sales of Dodge Durangos something like 56% Ron Burgundy has taken his act on the road. First stop Curling Announcing at Tim Horton's Roar of the Rings. I believe he's headed to ESPN and SportsCenter later this week.
 

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