If you haven't heard, Seattle has it's very own real life superhero named Phoenix Jones. He doesn't really fight much crime. Mostly he just reports trouble he sees to cops but every once in a while he pepper-sprays a bunch of punks (or innocent bystanders, whatever man). He's like Batman if Batman didn't have any of those wonderful toys.
Enter Rex Velvet, our very own mustachioed super villain. He says he's taking Phoenix Jones down.. down to Chinatown. For some dim sum I guess, I don't know. This whole thing looks pretty stupid. For once I'm glad I live in Kent.
Nice bottle opener though, dude.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
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