Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Jurassic World Trailer will find a way

Apparently the trailer for Jurassic World didn't want to wait until Thanksgiving. Here it is in all it's youtube glory.

I love that the plot here is "fuck it, we made the park anyway". It's like in the Mighty Ducks 2 when coach Bombay was shocked that the players hadn't been practicing during the summer. I wish Senor Spielbergo had actually directed the movie. Even when he's on autopilot he's a fantastic "popcorn" movie director. Still looks good so far. The trailer seems to have just the right amount of throwback scenes and new hotness. I'm excited over the idea that the park is full when everything goes nuts. This summer lets party like it's 1993. I'll bring my Tag Team cassingle.

7 Ways to Compliment Breasts

We've all had that moment where we think someone is talking or waving to us and it turns out they're really talking to the person behind us. This video is just 2 minutes of that and it's hilarious. Even better, if you go over to youtube to watch it some of the comments are gold:

Nice job! As a redditor, I really appreciate a good prank. Especially if it involves beautiful m'ladies such as these. On reddit.com we love playing pranks as well. One of our favorites is taking photos of women in public and publishing them on the internet so others can masturbate to them. Always good for a hearty guffaw. *- M.Freezepeach, redditor, prankster and moderator of /r/creepshots and /r/candidfashionpolice -*
DAE love the reddit armie comments? Am I the only one who likes them? True redditors will understand the memes in my last few sentences 
Redditor here! I focus on my pecs at the gym, so mine are pretty large. People point them out all the time. - Trilby McTip, Redditor, Moderator of /r/Crossfit, Gym Patron
Agatha Susan, Cracking Good Redditor here! Whenever I am out and about, be it to Bingo with Agnes or to Knitting Club with Lesley, no young boys compliment my milk feeding devices! I hope that Berta Lovejoy girl comes to bring these no good punk rockers to justice. She's got such a spring in her step!
Kudos Agatha Susan. You've made my day much brighter.

Monday, November 24, 2014

The Park is Open

I can't believe we live in a world where movie trailers have trailers but here we are. This is the like 4 seconds long teaser to the Jurassic World trailer that will debut this Thursday while the Seahawks whoop up on the Santa Clara 49ers.

I had no idea Chris Pratt was in this, much less Chris Pratt in a vest. I'm buying my tickets today!

Skeletor just wants to sell you a compact SUV

Ever since they stopped selling the Accord wagon I haven't really had much interest in buying a Honda but Skeletor here makes a pretty good pitch. My car doesn't have a back up camera at all. How am I supposed to tell if He-Man is behind me? Check my mirrors like an idiot. Nice try, Orko.

Friday, November 21, 2014

The Last Starfighter: The Modern Trailer

Hooweee, this "new" trailer for The Last Starfighter is a straight punch to the old nostalgia kidney (the most sensitive of all kidneys). I've always felt like The Last Starfighter gets lost when you're talking about classics from the 80s. I know the special effects don't hold up at all, although considering this was CGI from 1984 they're kind of amazing, but the story is so good. I'm kinda surprised no one has tried to remake it. With the technology they have today I bet it wouldn't even cost very much to make. Ride that nostalgia train all the way to the bank, baby. Choo Choo!

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Pitch Perfect 2 is a thing with a trailer

Pitch Perfect is one of those movies that was a HUGE hit in the theater and all my friends wouldn't shut up about it and by the time I finally saw it on an HBO free preview weekend I was a bit disappointed. Kinda like Bridesmaids... Still here's a thing I know Ben will be excited about. Enjoy!

WWE 2K15 is Body Slamming my Budget

Sweet Christmas, the launch trailer for WWE 2K15 looks amazing. Cesaro in a motion capture suit? Yes please.

I'm not going to front, I'm pretty jelly right now of my PS5 and Xbox One brothers and sisters right now. I thought a Wii and a PC would cover any video game needs for the next couple years but THE NXT CHAMPIONSHIP IN A VIDEO GAME? That's something I didn't know I wanted until I saw it.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Short Stack of Links

Cinemax Producers Get The Greenlight To Sue An Actress For Reneging On A Nude Scene. How on earth could someone sign up to do a show on Cinemax called Femme Fatales and expect that you're getting out of there fully clothed? Every once in a while Dish Network provides us with a free preview for Cinemax and it can be rather jarring. Cinemax-W will be showing the Avengers or the Hunger Games or something and then Cinemax-E will be showing the Boner Games. If the family hasn't gone to bed you better be quick with the clicker. The other day I was watching something and my son asked me why the people on TV we biting-kissing. That's a weird conversation to have with a 5 year old.

This Wooden All-in-One Neo Geo Arcade System Is an Absolute Work Of Art. Oh man, I want to do something like this so bad. Look at that thing. There was a guy on reddit that took an old arcade cabinet and turned it into an emulating monster and it looked HELLA complicated.

I should look into retiring early. I need more time for projects.

Examining Jim Sterling's Grand Experiment To Create Video Game Journalism Utopia. You probably don't know who Jim Sterling is but he's a video game reviewer that has a decent sized fan base. I used to read a lot of his reviews over on Destructiod. One of the reasons I liked his reviews is because he clearly gave no f's. He would give COD Black Ops a perfect 10 because he actually liked it but then he would give Mario Kart 7 like a 2 because Nintendo don't own him. In a world where even shitty games get 7s or 8s just because they're major releases it was refreshing.

Anyway, he's doing this thing on Patreon where he's asking viewers/readers to effectively pay his salary so he can keep reviewing games independent of any website. It's an interesting idea and one that might have a much larger impact on video game journalism that any group of gamergaters could hope to have.

 

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