Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Son of a Glitch: Mario Kart 64

Want to go back in time, cheat like a total bastard and whoop your friends butts at Mario Kart 64? Well, I can't help you with the time machine but I can provide a video that shows you some glitches in Mario Kart 64 that allow you to skip laps, find invisible shortcuts and jump walls that baring any blue shells will have you at the top of the podium in no time. Of course most of these shortcuts are super tricky so you might just end up bumping into walls for half an hour. Whatever man, just pop in WCW/NWO Revenge. You know my Ultimo Dragon game is on lock down.

Loop de Links

Rare Video of People Riding Action Park's Waterslide Loop. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME (excuse the language). I'm no scientist but I can tell you just by looking at that slide that it's a huge deathtrap. Rickety wooden steps? Check. Ominous blackout tube? Check. Tarp for a landing area? CHECK MATE!

Please take 5 minutes out of your day to read about this thing. It's the stuff that urban legends are made of.

The True Boob -- Jessica Alba. This is the craziest most in-depth look at a celebrities boobs that I have ever seen. It's really an impressive look into a boob obsessed mind. Also boobs. Also NSFW.

The 12 Best Games on PC. I'm pretty excited to get back into PC gaming, assuming my daughter starts sleeping, but I don't know man, this list has Half Life 2 and Starcraft 2 on it. Are ten and five year old games really the best the PC has to offer? I'm going to say no because if I go drop $200 on a new video card and find myself re-installing Half Life 2, I might have to slit my wrists.

21 Things You Might Not Have Known About Raiders of the Lost Ark. Raiders of the Lost ark is totes one of the top 10 movies I'm excited about watching with my son when he gets older. Before I had kids Star Wars was on there but forget about it. There's so much Star Wars crap out there for kids that my son knew Darth Vader was Luke's dad before he knew I was his dad. Luckily there's still a TON of sweet ass movies from the 80s and 90s that I know he probably won't be exposed to until I make him sit through them. I'm looking your way Goonies and Bloodsport.

Innuendo Bingo

I've been saving this clip for almost a month now for a day I have nothing to post and not a lot of time to dig around the nerd-net. It's a game of Innuendo Bingo from a BBC1 radio interview of 90210 star Jessica Lowndes. Now I've never heard of Innuendo Bingo but apparently it's a game that BBC plays all the time and it involves spitting water on the other player. Like a lot of water. Who would want to play this? Like at what point does getting a ton of water spit on you seem like a fun idea?

Also Jessica Lowndes is not unattractive. I thought I'd throw that in there.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Two Choices

Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Belgians Booty Rock Dvořák's Sypmphony No. 9

Technically this is Korean dance group Waveya booty rocking to Dvořák's Sypmphony No. 9 in E-Minor but it was for a Belgian classical music festival. It's pretty ingenious if you ask me. I think a whole slew of traditionally boring things could be improved by Korean dance groups gyrating around: Math, History, Science, Politics. Really the possibilities are endless.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

X-Men: Days of Future Past, Trailer #3

I've been told by the internet that this is the last trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past. I want to believe the internet but they're a pretty crappy source. It's always telling me ways I can make cash sitting at home and burn fat with one simple trick. Nice try Internet. Go sell your snake oil somewhere else.

As far as trailers go this one's pretty good. I'm not 100% sure it gives away too much of the plot or not. The overall story of one of the X-Men going back in time to stop a terrible future isn't that complicated but the fact that the movie combines both the First Class and the original Film's cast probably led to a few questions from some casual movie fans. I guess it's hard to fault the studio for releasing a trailer that spells things out with the subtlety of a hammer. Whatever, the movie still looks good. Hopefully I'll get to see this one in the theater.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Hello there Evolve

Evolve is a game I just heard about over at kotaku. It follows the team shooter format kinda like Left 4 Dead or that game on the N64 that I can't think of where one guy was a lizard and there was a female sniper. BRUTE FORCE! That was the name of it, and I think it was on the first xbox not the N64. I think I'm thinking of that Star Fox 3rd person shooter game for the N64. Man, the controls for that game sucked...

But back to Evolve. Evolve's unique hook in that each mission is 4 people hunting one monster, kind of a Shadow of the Colossus meets Battlefield. I could get into that. At the very least I'll be watching the scores when it releases. I'm due to buy my one game for 2014, this could be it.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Julien's Achilles Heel

Want to see a guy fail as hard as anyone has ever failed at Wheel of Fortune? Seriously, I remember watching this last week and I had to yell at my wife to get into the room. I watch a lot of Wheel of Fortune and I've never seen a guy have the puzzle complete and still get it wrong.. just amazing.
 

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