Crotch Punch + Karate Chop = Red Card

This Goalie is awesome. First he takes down the striker with a open palm strike to the wedding tackle, then he uses a quick chop to the neck to incapacitate said striker. Brilliant play... if only he hadn't gotten caught.

Links w/ +2 Fire damage

The 8 most common ways D&D Characters Die. Man this made me miss Dungeons and Dragons so much. How come no video game has really ever been able to capture the D&D experience? Is it the lack of cheeto dust?


Star Wars Recruitment Posters. These are ok, honestly I just needed a third thing for my links.


The top 10 Air Jordans of all time. When I was in Jr High I wanted these shoes soooo bad. If only I'd had these I'm sure all the girls would have liked me. Thanks for nothing mom and dad.

Nissan Sentra RC car owns real Nissan Sentra

No fooling.. I would totally trade in my sentra for an RC SE-R. I'm not sure how the wife would feel about carpooling.. but just look at how that car does power slides!

more Iron Man 2 in your grill

Finally some new Iron Man 2 footage. These guys really should take a page from Kick-Ass. That movie has released so much footage you could put together a directors cut blue ray already.

Anyway this clip features one of the only good songs by AC/DC post Bon Scott and dancing girls wearing slutty iron man outfits. Basically it's the greatest clip evah.

Shawn Kemp was a man-beast

I miss the Sonics.

Happy Easter from Megalodon 3

If this isn't the greatest scene in the history of cinema I'll eat my hat. Or at least pour catsup all over it. I guess what I'm getting at is that I don't have any hats.

When did Old Spice Commercials become this awesome?

And when did youtube clips become this wide by default? It took me nearly 20 minutes to get this blog looking the way I wanted it. There's no way I'm doing that again just because youtube thinks streaming HD is the way of the future.

Looking at Barack Obama looking at awesome things is awesome

Here you go, an Internet meme two days late. Just be happy I didn't do same lame april fools day joke. OMG it's Justin Bieber, that's so funny!





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