Just Look at This Idiot

I don't know anything about the South African Premier Soccer League but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Maritzburg United goalkeeper Glenn Verbauwhede is the worst person playing in said league. Just check out this guys buffoonery. Basically he goads the other teams players to make an attempt at the ball and then dives head first into their leagues. The balls on this guy.

Goal of the Weak

It's been awhile since I've featured any bad soccer. Here's a guy for some third world country (Qatar I think?) missing the easiest goal ever.

btw... nice dummy from the goalie, you don't see goalies try that enough.

Sir Patrick Stewart at the World Cup

I will love this picture for the rest of my life.

Crotch Punch + Karate Chop = Red Card

This Goalie is awesome. First he takes down the striker with a open palm strike to the wedding tackle, then he uses a quick chop to the neck to incapacitate said striker. Brilliant play... if only he hadn't gotten caught.

Goal of the Weak

I hear Fabio Capello is already looking at her to start for England.

Goal of the Weak

I know I know, the quality of this video makes the zapruder film look like it was shot on imax... Still here's my vote for this weeks goal that should never have been. John Rankin of Hibernian launching a floater to Celtic goalie Boruc from about 40 yards out.


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I'm sure Boruc was distracted by the current financial crisis, that's why he took his eyes off the ball. Or maybe he was just thinking about candy and forgot he was playing soccer for a while. Happens to the best of us