Trike drifting is the only thing I want to do, ever.

Here's a bunch of bros tooling around town on their modified tricycles. After watching this I've decided the new plan this weekend is to buy a couple old trikes, get some tubing stuff for the rear wheels, a van to tow us and like a thousand band aids. Who's in?

The barefoot dude is insane.

2016, the greatest movie ever

I swear if the Oscars don't recognize 2016 in the best Foreign film category this year I will burn this place to the ground.

Here's the trailer for the soon to be Ghanan blockbuster 2016 part 1 and 2. It's apparently about a CGI alien that throws stuff at people. And there's a guy that throws a motorcycle, and a car. I think the glaive from Krull shows up here too. Keep an eye out for it the next time you head to the cinerama.

Awesome slip and slide is awesome

Some bros (just being bros) in Utah, put together what looks like the sweetest slip and slide jump thingy ever made by man.

Not content to build a ridiculously giant slide and jump, these bros rigged a pulley system powered by a truck to launch people at maximum velocity about 120 feet into the air. How no one got killed doing this is a miracle. Of course I want to do it sooooo bad. Someone get me a river, a pulley, a bunch of alcohol and maybe some bikini girls (I'm pretty sure they're important to the process) and a Toyota Tacoma asap.

You win Battlefield 3

Please just take my money, I don't care how much you cost. I promise I'll take all my vacation and sick days when you come out.

Seriously this new Battlefield 3 footage is sick. The only thing that worries me about this is that they've added jets. I mean I get my ass whooped bad enough in Bad Company when someone actually knows how to use the choppers right, what the eff am I supposed to do against an F-15?

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

I'm just going to put this out there for anyone heading to the beach this 4th of July. Don't play razor blade frisbee with any hostages. It never ends well.

I'll take a Hahn

If you were hanging around other blogs yesterday (how could you!), you probably have already seen this "most epic beer commercial ever". As advertised it's pretty epic.

Deadpool IRL

Deadpool exists, and he's keeping the mean streets of Wenatchee safe for ladies caught in the rain. take it away Io9.com:

Wenatchee's Deadpool said he chose his character "because I allied with his humor and his ideal that what once was bad can become something better and good. .... And not his outlook on heroism or his methods." [...] Deadpool said the idea to dress up and help people "just came to me one day."

He acknowledged, however, that the costume thing has its drawbacks. It makes him hot when the sun's out, and it seems to put some people off.

"I tried to help a woman out of the rain the other day and she didn't really want to take my umbrella," he said. "I think she was kind of intimidated."

To be fair "umbrella" clearly means penis. amirite?

Deadpool has been putting up flyers around town so people know what he's up to and won't be alarmed when he rushes to help them. He asks anyone who needs help with just about anything to contact him via email at ncwdeadpool@hotmail.com.

Now this is a real life superhero I can get behind. Forget all that fighting crime BS that should really be left to the cops. This guy just wants to help everyday people. Need help changing a flat tire? Call Deadpool. Need a ride to the hospital? Call Deadpool. Need your gutters cleaned? Call Aquaman... Deadpool isn't cleaning anyone's gutters. Have you had to clean out your gutters before? It sucks.

So about that dunk contest...

... seriously this video makes Blake Griffin's "brought to you by Kia Motors" dunk look even weaker. Maybe next year the NBA will hold the dunk contest on youtube.

Your slip and slide is lame and week

Some kids (lousy kids!) jumped a fence at a water reservoir in Hawaii, awesome hijinks ensued.

Every time I drive by the giant water reservoir on my way to Loren's house I think about how awesome it would be to play in it. Sailboarding, swimming, wakeboarding, jetskiing, the possibilities are near endless. Hopefully the people in the Roosevelt neighborhood won't mind me playing in their drinking water. What's the worst they could get, Cholera? Cholera's not that bad right? Oh it is? Ok, I'll shower before I jump in the reservoir, happy?

Star Wars Legoland ftw

Yeah that's a lego Millenium Falcon so big it takes a fork lift to pick it up. Shut down the internet, it's not getting any better than this.

I always thought Legoland was a fantasy dream world only 10 year olds dared talk about but I guess it's a real place in California. This summer they're oppening up a Star Wars miniland, and it looks awesome. Check out the preview pics below yo.




Seriously, I now know where I'm going on my next vacation. Anyone want to baby sit a one year old for a couple weeks? Star Wars Legoland is really no place for children.

more pics at technabob.com

Nick Cage would've been the greatest Superman In the history of ever

So as anyone that goes to a comic book shop weekly can tell you, Nic Cage was almost Superman. Back in the early 'aughts Tim Burton was signed on to make a Superman movie written by Kevin Smith with Cage as the star. The above video is a test run at the suit our beloved Mr Cage would have rocked.

Most net nerds are claiming that the above video is proof that Superman Returns could've been way worse. I think they're all wrong. Superman Returns was boooooring, (in fact it's the one superhero movie my wife absolutely refuses to watch a second time) but it could have been super awesomely bad. I mean which would you rather see, Brandon Routh's sulking emo Superman or Nic Cage's sparkly figure skating Superman dressed in a bear suit running around punching ladies yelling about bees? As usual, I vote bees.

The best house on the block

This year the entirety of my Halloween decorations was a mini pumpkin my kid brought home from day care and the Monster Mash repeatedly playing in my subconscious. Next year I'm doing this with my house, except for the whole Black Eyed Peas awful song thing. I'm thinking more AC/DC or Pantera. That'll wake up those little weiner kids across the street.

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Great googly moogly, the new trailer for Call of Duty: Black Ops looks pretty bad ass. I swear my stupid weiner kid had better be old enough to take care of himself when this game comes out.

Get Bay'ed

The Michael Bayifier will take any old boring picture you have (like this one of me playing soccer) and totally make it awesome with all the planes, explosions and Shia Labeouf your sorry face can handle. Now go wash my Ferrari.

This Ken Block guy drives well.

Here's part two of Ken Block's Gymkhana part three. Confusing? Yes? Awesome? You better believe it.

Oh yeah, the guy on the segway has balls of steel.

Swamp Shark gets all 'swampy'

God bless the fine folks at SyFy. I don't care if the last episode of Battlestar Galactica sucked. I'll forgive them a 1000 times over, as long as they keep promising to bring us gems like Swamp Shark (which btw, looks almost like a shot for shot remake of Jaws).

On a related note, remember when Kristy Swanson was hot? man that seems like forever ago.

Extinction > Devastator

Tell me this isn't the awesomest transformer you've ever seen. If I had seen this as a 10 year old I'm pretty sure I would have peed my pants. Odds are I was going to pee my pants anyway, but at least I would have had a good reason.

via toplessrobot

Sharktopus FTW

So here's the trailer for Sharktopus, which looks EXACTLY like it sounds. Awesome.

the Guatemalan gates of hell

So by now you've seen the picture of the great Guatemalan Sinkhole, but have you seen the video? You have? fine, I don't even know why I bother.

Frank Frazetta (1928-2010)

Legendary artist Frank Frazetta died from a stroke this morning. Frazetta had been drawing winged horses and slave ladies fighting sabertooth tigers decades before anyone thought it would be cool to photoshop a bear riding a shark or put three wolves on a t-shirt. He has left behind an incredible legacy and any artist that ever draws a hot chick in chains or sweaty muscle man fighting an animal should pay his estate like a dime, or at least a nickel.