Your slip and slide is lame and week

Some kids (lousy kids!) jumped a fence at a water reservoir in Hawaii, awesome hijinks ensued.

Every time I drive by the giant water reservoir on my way to Loren's house I think about how awesome it would be to play in it. Sailboarding, swimming, wakeboarding, jetskiing, the possibilities are near endless. Hopefully the people in the Roosevelt neighborhood won't mind me playing in their drinking water. What's the worst they could get, Cholera? Cholera's not that bad right? Oh it is? Ok, I'll shower before I jump in the reservoir, happy?