Waste of Time

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These Are Our All-Time Favorite Sports Tweets. Wow that's a sick burn on Russel Wilson. I've been telling anyone that will listen for the last couple years, there's something about him I just don't trust. No one's that clean but I digress. These favorite tweets from Deadspin aren't just a bunch of anonymous insults to athletes there are some tweets from real athletes too! I know a fair share of people who think Twitter is incredibly stupid, but I think if you use it correctly it can be a real hoot too.

Men In Taiwan Are Going Crazy Over A McDonald’s Waitress They’re Calling A Goddess. I don't know, Goddess seems a bit much. Honestly she's got nothing on your average k-pop girl. Anyway, HAVE YOU SEEN THE UNIFORMS THEY WERE AT MCDONALDS IN TAIWAN?

Here Are Some Of The Worst Van Names Ever. This list was WAY too short but the ones they have are pretty high-larious. I had a friend growing up whose mom drove a full sized van. It was one of those super lux ones too, with windowshades, captain's chairs and a TV. If they didn't get awful gas millage and I could fit one in my garage I'd definitely consider a full sized van. Like a mini-van pretty is just a signal you've completely given up but a full sized van is like a waving around a big flag that you haven't given up but you just don't give a shit.

Disney is building a massive Star Wars world at Disneyland. I know, I know, I'm super behind on this one. Last weekend Disney had this big D23 event and they made all kinds of cool announcements. Finding Dory, Incredibles II, Marvel superhero rides in one of their parks in Europe because they don't have the rights to any of the Marvel characters in the States... Argueably the biggest one was the planned Star Wars additions to Disneyland and Disneyworld. Already Star Wars week at Disneyland is a huge event, the idea of a large portion of the park dedicated to Star Wars is really cool AND just so happens to coincide when Aryn and I were thinking of taking the kids to their first trip to Disneyland. Looks like everything is coming up Milhouse.

The Greatest Office Dunks of All Time

office layoffs. just me and that 6' hoop for my final days.

- Jake H

Catalog Links

1982 JCPenny Christmas Catalog. Talk about a trip down memory lane. While the JCPenny Christmas catalog wasn't quite on the same level as the Sears Winter Season catalog it still brings back plenty of nostalgia. Look at all those Star Wars toys, or the handheld video games. What I wouldn't give to be playing that Frogger game right now.

Also of interest, am I crazy or has the price on toys barely changed. A Speak and Spell was $60 back in 1982? You could buy a car for $60. My parents must have loved me a lot more than I thought they did.

The World's Most Famous Musicians Just Hosted a Bonkers Press Conference. There's something wonderful about how money and fame can completely alter how you look at the world. I have zero problems believing that the artists behind Tidal really think they're standing up for artists rights and not at all playing puppets to what's left of the major labels. Keep fighting the good fight Madonna. You're not crazy and entitled at all.

Saudi Album Covers. Did you know they have a censorship issue in Saudi Arabia? Crazy right? Those guys always seem so chill. Anyhoo, here's a bunch of badly photoshopped album covers.

ESPN's Sports Business Reporter Doesn't Understand Sports Or Business. I'm pretty sure Darren Rovell is a sports business expert in the same way that George Costanza is a risk management expert. It's just something he put on his resume and eventually a bunch of sports networks started calling his bluff. He's like the Mel Kiper of Sports Business.

not a compliment.

30 for 30: The Space Jam Game

I haven't actually watched this yet but it's so relevant to my interests that I thought I'd go ahead and post it blindly.

BTW, Space Jam is 18 years old. So it's old enough to vote and smoke. My guess is it will vote for someone stupid like Ted Cruz. Thanks a lot Space Jam.