Fake Casting Couch Auditions

Sometimes the simplest premise is the best premise. Here we have a guy who "knows nothing about porn" pretending to cast a porn movie . I put quotes in there because I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he's doing. Funny stuff, probably not safe for work. I mean it's kind of safe, there's no sex in it or anything. One of the girls says she's voting for Trump. I guess depending on how you view free trade that could be not safe for work.

7 Ways to Compliment Breasts

We've all had that moment where we think someone is talking or waving to us and it turns out they're really talking to the person behind us. This video is just 2 minutes of that and it's hilarious. Even better, if you go over to youtube to watch it some of the comments are gold:

Nice job! As a redditor, I really appreciate a good prank. Especially if it involves beautiful m'ladies such as these. On reddit.com we love playing pranks as well. One of our favorites is taking photos of women in public and publishing them on the internet so others can masturbate to them. Always good for a hearty guffaw. *- M.Freezepeach, redditor, prankster and moderator of /r/creepshots and /r/candidfashionpolice -*

DAE love the reddit armie comments? Am I the only one who likes them? True redditors will understand the memes in my last few sentences 

Redditor here! I focus on my pecs at the gym, so mine are pretty large. People point them out all the time. - Trilby McTip, Redditor, Moderator of /r/Crossfit, Gym Patron

Agatha Susan, Cracking Good Redditor here! Whenever I am out and about, be it to Bingo with Agnes or to Knitting Club with Lesley, no young boys compliment my milk feeding devices! I hope that Berta Lovejoy girl comes to bring these no good punk rockers to justice. She's got such a spring in her step!

Kudos Agatha Susan. You've made my day much brighter.

Skeletor's Best Insults

Here's a supercut of Skeletor's best insults from He-Man: Masters of the Universe. Skeletor really seems like he's filled with a lot of rage. He should see someone about that.

Here's a fun fact for you. He-Man never punches or hits anyone with his sword in Masters of the Universe. The show came out after the FCC loosened some regulations on kids cartoons and the creators were worried that if the show was too violent it would get pulled. So He-Man cuts things like rocks and trees with his sword but whenever he has to fight a bad guy he wrestles them and throws them into something. No punches thrown.

5 confusing things from Far Cry 4

This video from Destructoid on Far Cry 4 is pretty cute. I wouldn't say I laughed out loud but I might have smirked a couple times. I could have just posted their 20 minute gameplay video but I don't have timeto watch 20 minutes of someone else play video games. I barely have 20 minutes to play video games. That's sort of my fault though, I parent too much. My kids are one and five, it's high time they started cooking their own dinners.

If Geek Girls Acted Like Geek Guys

As loathe as I am to post anything from Buzzfeed this video that's been making the rounds is pretty funny. I especially liked the cosplay jokes. She is right, If you dress up as sexy Khal Drago you're kind of asking for it.

This sort of dovetails off something I said last week. The amount of shit some ladies have to go through to enjoy something that's supposedly "for boys" is awful. I certainly have never understood it at comic book shops. Owning a comic book shop isn't exactly a license to print money, they should be bending over backwards for ANY customer that walks in the door.

Spank Prank? Spank Prank

Hidden camera pranks are usualy kind of stupid. Like what would you do if someone in a Yeti costume jumped out of a garbage can? You'd poop your pants is what you'd do. It's what anyone would do. You don't have to rent a Yeti costume to learn that.

This prank however involves butts, so it's pretty cool.

The Heaviest Garbage Bag in the World

I don't know what to say about this other than it's hilarious. This woman is either the weakest most uncoordinated woman in the world or that garbage bag must weigh a hundred pounds.

Ballad of a Wi-Fi Hero

I've already shared this Ballad of a Wi-Fi Hero on twitter and facebook so I figured I might as well put it up here. It's a must watch for anyone that's helped an older person with their computer.

How to Fight a Baby

Here's the video you're going to see on facebook and twitter like A THOUSAND TIMES today. It's of a hipster dad pretending to fight his infant child. A couple things here: First off that's one cute chunky monkey. Secondly he's totally missing two of the better baby fighting techniques, pinching their cheeks and tickling their feet. Those are my go to moves whenever my daughter is kicking my ass.

You're Probably a Hipster

The Ideal Channel, which I've been told is a thing from PBS, has made this video asking "Aren't we all a little bit of a hipster?".

Screw you PBS, does having a mohawk in your mid-30s make you a hipster? Does not listening to music on the radio, or any band signed to a major label make you a hipster? Does enjoying soccer and comic books make you a hipster? Does drinking PBR while playing disc golf make you a hipster? Please PBS, I think I would know if I was a hipster.

Warp Whistle Brings Mario to Real World 1-1

Not much going on today and I had to work all weekend so I didn't get a chance to queue up some posts for slow mornings like this. I went through my folder of drafts and saw this half done post about some sort of Mario World video that I never used. Blogger doesn't let me run youtube clips int he preview anymore so I have no idea what this is about.

enjoy!

2012, The year in Fail

The word Fail is one of those internet words that really grinds my gears. I swear it's a word that hacky bloggers throw around just to prove how cool they are. On the other hand I like to watch videos of people falling down.

What to do, What to do.

Achievements in Real Life

This achievements in real life video is almost a bit too bro-tastic for my liking but it's still pretty funny. I'm positive yesterday I earned 20 points and unlocked the "didn't punch anyone in the face even though they gave me a real good reason" achievement.

High fiving people in Pisa

I've never really traveled ouside the country (America's pants and hat don't count) so I'm not that familiar with what goes on at mega popular tourist destinations like the leaning tower of Pisa. Is it really just a thousand people trying to get their picture taken looking like they're holding it up? I guess the answer is yes.