How to Fight a Baby

Here's the video you're going to see on facebook and twitter like A THOUSAND TIMES today. It's of a hipster dad pretending to fight his infant child. A couple things here: First off that's one cute chunky monkey. Secondly he's totally missing two of the better baby fighting techniques, pinching their cheeks and tickling their feet. Those are my go to moves whenever my daughter is kicking my ass.

Get Away From Her You Adorable Baby

Instead of reposting videos I see on ToplessRobot and Buzzfeed I'm just going to go ahead and start reposting pictures I see on reddit. Cool? Cool.

Oh yeah, this guy's Halloween costume for his daughter wins everything. I'm going to have make some big time changes to Logan's Spider-Man costume tonight. Anyone have some radioactive spiders laying around?

Ice is back with a brand new invention

Here's a baby singing along to Vanilla Ice. Merry New Year!

Zombie Vs Baby

This is pretty accurate except for one small detail. There's no way a zombie smells worse than my kid's diaper did this morning.

Landon Donovan slips one past the keeper

So there's a small possibility the US was knocked out of the World Cup because Landon Donovan knocked up some British woman.

Grant Wahl is reporting that a British tabloid will run the story of a British woman claiming she is pregnant with Landon Donovan’s child, presumably conceived during his loan spell at Everton. Donovan gave a characteristically phlegmatic response. “I was informed of the possibility during the World Cup, and if I need to take responsibility, then I will provide the appropriate support,” Donovan said.

~ theBigLead

Now I'm not saying that we lost yesterdays game because Landon Donovan's mind wasn't on the game and was more focused on the possibility of changing diapers and giving up half his salary, but I think the reason we lost is because Landon Donovan's mind wasn't on the game and was more focused on the possibility of changing diapers and giving up half his salary.

Iron Baby wins some internet

I'm on vacation, so consider Iron Baby extra credit.

Me cleaning out my funny pictures folder

Babies and Guns; a combo that can't lose

I love my son, but lets face it in a robot-zombie apocalypse he's worthless. At least he was worthless. Once I hook him up with one of these mini-gun toting cradles he's a ruthless killing machine.

I do have a couple reservations about these prototypes. I'm worried about the turning radius on the stroller, It looks like the front axle is fixed. Also the lack of a 5 point harness is cause for concern. Still, these things sure beat the hell out of a BOB.

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