Monday, May 11, 2009

Mystery Solved: nerds everywhere move onto fresh arguments

So in a previous post (To boldly fail where no man...) I posed the question. What the heck did JJ Abrams do to our beloved Orion Slave girl? Well after seeing the movie this weekend, mystery solved! The above picture is indeed straight out of the movie, however it's not a picture of Diora Baird or really even the Orion Slave girl. Apparently the lovely Diora Baird was cut from the final print of the movie. In her place we had the also lovely Rachel Nichols playing the part of generic green starfleet academy student Kirk "romances". So no Orion slave girl, and no Diora Baird. Sorry nerds..

Also to add insult to injury Rachel Nichols will be killing nerd boners everywhere when GI Joe: Rise of Cobra hits theaters this summer. She plays Scarlet, but like every other character in the movie, she looks more like an extra from the Matrix.


B said...

Speaking of taking old things and making them new again:

Anonymous said...

I think the major lesson to learn from all this is Mark is always right and Kevin is always wrong.



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