Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Hollywood has failed us once again

hey remember how much you liked this show? well screw you


So if you're a nerd and you've been on-line today, I'm sure you've already seen the reports that some chumps at Vertigo Entertainment are planning on a Joss Whedon-less remake of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. No... not the TV show, the Movie.

It's hard to come up with any good commentary on this that just doesn't involve me swearing a bunch.

Lets start with the bright side. Supposedly the director of the original movie is already on board and why wouldn't she be? According to IMDB the last movie she directed... oh wait, I mean the only movie she directed was Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I guess we can take some solace in the fact that she did help produce both the Buffy and Angel TV shows.

Now on the not so bright side, this is going to be awful. And not in an almost enjoyable bad movie staring Dylan from 90210 and Pee-Wee Herman as a vampire kinda way. This is going to be worse than Street Fighter 2. In fact this is going to be worse than the new Street Fighter 2 movie that no one could believe was worse than the one that stared Raul Julia and Jean Claude Van Damme.

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