Not good enough for the LFL

Did you see the Seahawks smash the Packers on Monday Night Football? I've been told there was a controversial call near the end of the game.

Monday seems to have been the tipping point as far as everyone venting their anger over the current replacement referee situation in the NFL. So far no one has really hit the league with as much haughty sarcasm as the Lingerie Football League has. That's right, the Lingerie Football League. Take it away buzzfeed blogging monkey:

After the disaster that was last night's Monday Night Football game, the Lingerie Football League decided it could no longer stay quiet on the subject of replacement refs. They released a statement on Facebook that confirmed a story from earlier this year that revealed some of the NFL's replacement officials may have been fired by the underwear-based league. This is their statement, creative syntax and all, presented by photos of the LFL.

via buzzfeed

So there you are. The current crop of NFL officials aren't qualified to officiate a game where women play in their underwear. Go Seahawks!

Busy Day

Bikini Baristas, real american heroes

I love local news. This summer my favorite local newstation's morning show sent a reporter to a popular jogging trail just to hand out free popsicles. They spent like 3 and a half minutes on that segment. The best part was that no one took the free popsicle.

Here's Spokane's own KLXY killing time with a story about what happens to the bravest of all baristas, the bikini barista, when the thermometer plunges.

Not the Bees!

I was about to post a video of a high school football player who after scoring a touchdown gets an unsportsmanlike penalty because he took a knee and pointed to God, but come on did you see all those bees?

I swear every time I see a bee in my house I think this is happening to me. I'll listen to the walls trying to find the hive and everything. Of course the only thing I ever hear is my evil twin locked in the attic. Quiet up there Hugo, I'm trying to play call of duty!

really, all this over Wonder Woman?

So I saw the new Wonder Woman costume design this morning and was full of meh. That was until both the local and national news ran stories on it. I mean really, did they finally stop that oil spill? National TV coverage for a freakin' Wonder Woman redesign, it's like we're living in OZ.

First off lets get this out the way immediately. The redesign sucks. I'm all for sexing her down a bit but the super 90s leather jacket is ridiculous and who in their right mind would try and pair a tiara and yoga pants?

Now about the media coverage. Wonder Woman's had about a thousand different looks. Here's a few.


Now I don't remember any news stories when she started wearing that awful white pantsuit thing, and that was just 4 years ago. I swear some publicist at Warner Brothers must have just cashed in a favor. Batman died 2 years ago and it barely made a ripple. I guess the lesson learned is that if DC had really wanted to move some books they should have just put him in a sleeveless tee.

The most important woman in the history of the world

I kid you not, my morning news was interrupted by a press conference held by Donald Trump and the Miss USA pagent. The big news (that somehow was more important than sports and traffic) was that Trump was allowing her to keep her position as Miss California, even in the face of a recent "racy photo scandal". If you have 7 minutes of your life you're willing to waste, check out video of the press conference here. Although I'll save you some time. The two highlights were Trump talking about how he's studied the racy photos very carefully (..creepy..) and how Trump is singlehandedly destroying the beauty pagent competition in the TV ratings. Way to go, I guess?

My favorite part of all of this is that it seems every talking head on the radio and the TV has an opinon on our dear Miss Prejean. Depending on which side of the political aisle you're on she's either a patriot of a typical right wing hypocrite. In the last couple weeks she's been criticized in the press for getting plastic surgery and is rumored to be dating michael phelps. Lets face it, this is an amazing ammount of press for a beauty queen best known for her strong support of opposite marriage. All of the sudden it's like the whole country has forgot what a beauty pagent is. Some people are acting like she's running for political office. I'm not totally familiar with how the Terminator is running California but I don't think Miss California has her finger on the button. She doesn't, does she?

What's my point? If I could combine Miss California with Zombies and Swine flu into one bikini filled post, I would easily triple my daily hits.

Porn Stars lament lost "man hours"

I've been waiting forever to run this picture...

I saw this gem over at scrapetv.com this morning.

Los Angeles, CA – Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, Stormy Daniels, Jenna Haze, Taylor Rain; All names synonymous with the American adult entertainment industry; all names that are now taking that same industry to task to bring porn into the modern age of workers’ rights with a new organization...
“We are not looking to create unions. That word is very scary for the industry for a variety of reasons and we do not want use that word,” said Desmond Wright, President of the organization. “What we are seeking to is give basic rights to all industry workers and allow them compensation for basic issues, namely work related injuries.”
The organization is not seeking to find compensation for major STD’s or psychological issues, but is instead seeking treatment for smaller day to day injuries that can occur on the set.
“People don’t think of the adult industry as having the same issues as mainstream jobs, but our workers encounter small threats every day,” continued Wright. “Groin pulls, dry skin, injuries from falls, all these things are major issues for the industry. Many people don’t realize that wrist related injuries are responsible for more lost man hours in the industry than any other injuries combined.

Hear that people? Porn stars aren't as worried about STD's or psychological issues as they are dry skin and injuries from falls. As Sean Hannity would say, this truly is the greatest country in the history of the world.