Monday, May 2, 2011

The crovel will lop some zombie heads

For a long time I've felt the long handled Stanley Fat Max Fubar is the ideal weapon for fighting the zombie hoard. That was until I saw the Crovel. One part Shovel, one part axe, one part crowbar, all parts badassery. This thing even has a grip made from 15 feet of paracord, the amount of things this shovel can do is mind bottling. The only thing I don't like about this, is that the handle is only 19 inches long. That means you've got to get pretty up close and personal with the zombie right before you lop off it's head and dig it a shallow grave.

via uncrate

4 comments:

Tim Ralston on July 21, 2011 at 1:11 PM said...

Check out The NEW...CROVEL EXTREME
THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL.
http://www.gearupcenter.com/categories/Exclusive/
By combining several tools into one, the Crovel can reduce excess
weight of unneeded gear by approximately 45 pounds. Made for
durability, multiple functionality and handling ease, the sharpness
and strength of the Crovel's edge gives the user the options for
cutting, chopping, and sawing while keeping its edge. The shovel’s
handle is hollowed giving ample storage for small survival items.
The new addition of a ADZE steel hammer head with wood chisel
makes for a woodman's dream carving tool.
the Crovel has 550 para cord wrapped around the handle for
additional grip strength while giving the user 15-20’ of
life-saving material that can be used thousands of different
ways.
From digging fire-pits to tent floors, chopping wood to
clearing a trail, prying a broken lock to utilizing as a
self-defense weapon, the Croval shovel has proven to be
an indispensable piece of camping and survival gear. In fact,
in some states it is unlawful to camp without a bucket, shovel,
and axe or the camper can face a fine. Recon tests every shovel
for strength, balance, hardness, finish and workmanship. The
company is so confidant the Crovel shovel is the only folding
shovel the user will ever need to purchase, that it provides a
lifetime warranty.
Described as the “the Swiss Army Knife of shovels”, the
product also displays a "Made in the USA" label with built-in
American pride and strength.
Features
* MADE IN THE USA
* Made to USA Government military Spec’s
* Military spec paint (green,tan,black)
* The Crovel takes the place of these survival tools
axe blade
machete
cleaver
saw
hoe
camp seat
bottle opener
Serrated Knife
Shovel
Pryer/Nail Remover
Hammer
Grapping Hook
ADZE wood working chisel
Crowbar
entry tool
15 feet of 550 paracord
repelling tool
canoe paddle
throwing axe

New Hollow Handle Emergency Storage
14 inch storage compartment for
(items sold separately)
*small fishing kit
*steel fire starter
*small utility blade
*snare wire
*water proof matches
*duct tape
*water purifying pills
*small first aid items
*needle ,thread, safety pins
*can opener
*water bag
*small mag flashlight

Anonymous said...

Have you tested the Crovel Extreme? We've tested two so far and they both bent. Nice looking toy.

Anonymous said...

Have you tested the Crovel Extreme? We've tested two so far and they both bent. Nice looking toy.

Gear Up Customer Support on July 29, 2012 at 10:59 AM said...

Hi Brandon,

Yes, Gear Up tests and re-tests ever product we sell, particularly the exclusive product lines invented in-house for survivalists and extreme gear users. We have supplied thousands of Crovel Extreme units to survivalists, police, fire, rescue, military and others who put a great deal of strain and heavy duty use on them and rarely receive returns due to structural issues. Over the timeline of the products evolution we have upgraded the steel components strength and specifications, and would like to review the unit(s) you say you have had issues with. Please contact customer services at gearupcenter@gmail.com with your details and we will be happy to assist you in reviewing any products and issues you may wish to relay. We want to ensure customer satisfaction, and that our users have the tools they need to endure any survival situation.

Best,

Gear Up Center
Customer Services
www.gearupcenter.com

 

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