Thursday, May 26, 2011

the new Megan Fox sucks

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, best known for being not Megan Fox in the new movie Transformers: Dark of the Moon, is on the cover of this month's Complex Magazine. I read most of the article about her and I have a couple thoughts. First, she's not attractive. I used to think she was just weird looking but now I'm convinced she's just fugly. I'm guessing a large portion of the CGI budget is going to go into making her face look less goofy.

Second thought is that someone in PR forgot to tell her that "hot" chicks are supposed to pander to nerds right before their big movie opens.

Did you watch Transformers cartoons to prepare for your role?
No. I’ve seen the Transformers movies before, but I haven’t seen the cartoons or played with the toys. I grew up on a farm in the southwest of England. I think I had about two toys my whole childhood. I was in the woods, riding my bike and my horse.

Do you think Transformers role-play when they have sex?
Do I think they role-play when they have sex? [Laughs.] What, like Bumblebee and Optimus Prime? No! ’Cause there’s no lady Transformers!

Yes there are.
I don’t know. It’s not in the movies. They’re all males. No, I don’t reckon they do. I don’t think they have sex.

Are they sure they weren't interviewing Michael Bay?

Back to my original point, I just can't get over how weird looking she is. She doesn't even have big boobs. I swear I'm not seeing Dark of the Moon just because of her... Just kidding, I won't be seeing it cause it looks like ass.

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