Christmas Wish List: Makita LXT Cordless Autofeed Screwdriver

Every day in December (newborn baby schedule permitting) I plan on posting one thing from my official DevilDinosaur Christmas Wish List (patent pending). Why? Because I can.

One of the few nice things about my house is the plot it is on. It's a nice corner lot with a huge backyard. I've got a plum tree, a couple pear trees, 4 apple trees and a couple grape vines. I also have a couple hundred feet of fence that's in various stages of rotting away. I have zero money to pay someone to come in and fix the fence so as it falls, I head over to Home Depot and pick up what I need to replace it section by section. So far I've done about 6 new posts and 32 new pickets and a whole bunch of new cross sections for support.

This is why I want the Makita LXT Cordless Autofeed Screwdriver. My little 12 volt lithium-ion Ridged simply isn't getting the job done. Give me one of these Makitas and I'll have that fence fixed by 2015 easy.. 2016 at the latest

The crovel will lop some zombie heads

For a long time I've felt the long handled Stanley Fat Max Fubar is the ideal weapon for fighting the zombie hoard. That was until I saw the Crovel. One part Shovel, one part axe, one part crowbar, all parts badassery. This thing even has a grip made from 15 feet of paracord, the amount of things this shovel can do is mind bottling. The only thing I don't like about this, is that the handle is only 19 inches long. That means you've got to get pretty up close and personal with the zombie right before you lop off it's head and dig it a shallow grave.

via uncrate