Monday, April 2, 2012

Consider that a divorce

The full trailer for the Total Recall remake finally hit the web this weekend. I give it an "ehh" plus, and not because the movie isn't on Mars or there's no chance of three boobed hookers. It just feels like I've seen this movie before and it wasn't called Total Recall, it was called The Fifth Element. Or was it I Robot, maybe it was Blade Runner. Either way nothing in the trailer here felt fresh and exciting.

If you're going to remake on of the all-time best action sci-fi movies you better bring something new to the table. Unless this thing gets mega awesome reviews (which I doubt), I'll probably wait for DVD.


Mike said...

Yeah seriously, if you're going to just add generic scifi shit that I've already seen in movies like minority report, or I robot, or AI or 5th element... Then why not pick a new property instead of one that's already been adapted?



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