Game of Thrones teaser

So I know nothing about the book Game of Thrones other than it's long and that my friend Mike says it's awesome. The trailer looks pretty awesome, but it's on HBO so either I'm going to have to wait until it hit netflix or find some way of downloading it illegally. Of course I'm not even sure if you can do that on the internet. Will napster let me do it?

Tryptophan induced links

Spider-Man musical finally opens. Spoiler Alert! It was awful.

The epic scam behind Cowboys and Aliens. This is a good read about a guy determined to get his movie proposal attention, even if it meant giving it away as a comic. I'm shocked more movie studios don't try this.

Irvin Kershner dead at 87. Is it a coincidence that Spike just showed the re-edited Empire Strikes back this weekend? Yeah, it probably was.

The Community Alignment chart

Here's your Dungeons and Dragon's style alignment chart for the show Community. It's so nerdy your glasses just broke and taped themselves while you were reading it.

Wonder Woman Movie News

So it's official, soon there's going to be two Wonder Woman porn movies and zero regular Wonder Woman movies. Way to go Hollywood! I guess we should be happy she might be getting a TV show, I mean Superheroes on TV work way better than in movies. Have you see the new trailers for The Cape? It's going to make Heroes look like House Party 2.

I guess what I'm trying to say here is that Warner Brothers with your indecision to really pull the trigger on a Wonder Woman movie, you just got played out.

Random Nerdy Comics

I'm busy today so here's some random comics I've saved to my random comics folder. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go think about Call of Duty some more.

Sexy Time Kinect Time

Video Game - E3 2011

So here's Adult Star (aren't most Stars adults?) Kristen Price figuring out if the Kinect will recognize nudity. Overall the clip is a bit too G4 for my tastes (ie pandering to slobbery nerds), but it is interesting to see how the Kinect recognizes things like bear suits and loose clothing. Oh yeah plus there's boobs.

This is why I don't post anymore

This is a weapons damage chart for Call of Duty Black Ops that some beautiful nerd made this week. Right now it's the 3rd most important thing in my life right after Jesus and my son... I mean 4th most important thing. Sorry honey, love you!

Goal of the Weak

It's been awhile since I've featured any bad soccer. Here's a guy for some third world country (Qatar I think?) missing the easiest goal ever.

btw... nice dummy from the goalie, you don't see goalies try that enough.

Green Lantern Trailer

When I first started to show this to my wife she said "eww... can you believe they got Seth Rogan to play the Green Lantern?"

God bless her.

If War was like Call of Duty

You'll excuse me if I don't post much, this is totally my life now.

Battle for Los Angeles trailer

The battle for Los Angeles is one of my favorite Rage against the Machine Albums, It looks like someone finally decided to make a movie inspired by it. What do you mean? It's not inspired by the album? Oh well the aliens look pretty cool.

The low hurdles are the toughest

Here's a girl running the hurdles. I don't want to give the whole thing away, but the results are hilarious.

The end?

My place of work is changing their internet policy, oh noes! What will become of this blog?

Where's my Darth Vader app?

So apparently in Japan you can download an app that gives you your own private Darth Vader, that no one else can see. Just one more thing AT&T has dropped the ball on over here.

The post where a blogger complains

today I feel like I'm a puppy and the world is a fat baby.

Hey, it's more Tron!

I'm running out of things to blog about. Here's a new Tron trailer, if anything I guess this saves you from having to watch it premiere on No Ordinary Family.

Now that I think about it you totally owe me. big time.

The Walking Dead

So enough people have asked me what I thought about The Walking Dead that I figured if I did a blog post about it I might save my self some real life conversations.

It's awesome. It's really awesome. And not just in a Kevin loves zombies kinda way, it's awesome in a this show is groundbreaking TV kinda way. The first couple episodes of The Walking Dead to me are very reminiscent of the first few episodes of Lost or Homicide: Life on the Streets. You could tell that everyone involved is just working on a whole different level, from the directors and producers to the writers and actors. We're 2 episodes in and I already feel like it's the best show on TV. Sorry the best show on tv not staring Charlie Sheen. I mean that guy really has a gift.

Friday Night Links

Faces of the Last Season of Oprah. If this doesn't make you laugh it will at least put a smile on your face.


10 Nerd Properties that should get Porn Parodies. Not enough Greatest American Hero on this list.


9 Former Players that would make the NBA better. Not enough Shawn Kemp on this list.

Most Expensive Richard Marx song ever!

don't worry this will be related, just trust me.
So here's a story intended to scare you out of downloading the latest Eminem cd (if his violent lyrics don't scare you away already ((sissy))).

"Jammie Thomas-Rasset, the Minnesota mother of four who has fought the RIAA for the past four years over 24 songs that she illegally downloaded and shared over P2P network Kazaa and has become something of a high-profile figure due to her refusal to settle, was handed a stiff verdict on Wednesday: A jury ruled that Thomas-Rasset should pay Capitol Records $1.5 million for those 24 songs, breaking down to damages of $62,500 a song."

geekosystem

What song could possibly be worth 62,500 dollars? How about Cryin by Aerosmith, Iris by the Goo Goo dolls or Now and Forever by Richard Marx (who to his credit said he was ashamed to be associated with the lawsuit). In related news, Richard Marx is still alive!

This is pretty much the reason I'm scared to download anything. It's not just songs these days either. The guy that made that ridiculous Batman Porno is suing a bunch of people that torrented it. That's pretty much the sign that the anit-pirating crusade has gone to far. First our free music, then our free porn, what's next is Visa going to sue me over all the credit cards I've been stealing? It's not like I was going to buy them anyway, it's a victimless crime!

Beyond Black Mesa

I think I posted something about this a couple years ago (yeah that's right, this blog is 2 years old). A small group of dedicated nerds are making a Half Life fan movie, an AWESOME fan movie. This is the official trailer.

I'll be honest with you, this looks better than any sci-fi action movie I've seen in years. I'd pay 100 dollars to see this before paying 50 cents to see Transformers 3. I mean in theory I would. I'll probably just torrent both but it's the thought that counts, right?

Sucker Punch; the Tralier

The nerds over at Topless Robot have described Sucker Punch as "Things the Internet Likes; The Movie". It's hard to come up with anything more to say about this. I mean, it almost seems like it's too much. Robots, Chicks with swords, Drgagons, Samurais and Vanessa Hudgens? It almost feels like the cinematic equivalent to the day after you eat all your son's Halloween candy.

Sean Duffy Brought that Axe to Washington

So Sean from the Real Wold Boston was ellected to congress the other night. In related news I feel about a hundred years old. Seriously, the Seattle season was taped over 11 years ago. I think that makes it older than Justin Beiber, whoever he is.

That Duck really knows how to Dance

I totally could have used that Duck's dancing skills this last weekend.

omg, omg, omg.. it's Leo!

The fine folks over at Film Drunk are passing along news that Leonardo DiCaprio has signed on to play HH Holmes in a film adaption of The Devil in the White City, which is one of my FAVORITE books. So favorite that describing it really did require the caps lock.

If you've never heard of HH Holmes before consider yourself lucky, he probably would have killed you. The dude built an entire hotel with the expressed purpose of luring in young women drawn to the Chicago worlds fair and killing them. It had secret rooms, purposely dark hallways and a hidden crematory in the basement so he could burn the flesh off his victims bodies and sell their skeletons to the local University. It's like he was Jigsaw but he also charged you rent.

Nerdy signs at the Rally to Restore Sanity

I don't know how much sanity was restored at the Daily Show rally this last weekend, but I can tell you the protesters brought the funny when it came the their signs. I'd have a lot more respect for the teaparty nut jobs if they'd just have some better signs. I mean anyone can put a Hitler moustache on Obama, but moonite/terrorism jokes are precious like diamonds. or babies. or diamond babies







check out a whole bunch more at buzzfeed.

The Scariest Costume

I wish I had dressed up as George Lucas for Halloween. I went as a Sounders fan which I quickly ditched after they lost the the LA Galaxy. Stupid Edson Buddle, you couldn't do that just once in the World Cup?