Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Who replaces Toe Thumbs?

"ladies, here's how you wash my car. First get a bucket of warm water.. no, warmer."

So earlier this week (or was it last week?) the internets were SHOCKED and BLOWN AWAY to find out that Megan Fox had been fired from (and or quit) Transformers 3. I know, this is huge right? Well never fear, there have already been some names floated out that might take her place. I thought we'd take this time together to look at some of the reported hopefuls. After all being Mrs Shia La Beef in the next robot rock'em sock'em is easily the greatest job any actress could hope for.

Ok, I'll be honest with you. I could care less about Transformers 3, there's nothing going on today so I thought I'd run with this.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Pros: Victoria Secret Model, Jason Statham's girlfriend.
Cons: Has never acted before, to skinny, regular sized thumbs.

Brooklyn Decker

Pros: Victoria Secret Model and sports illustrated cover girl
Cons: Andy Roddick's wife. is in an upcoming Adam Sandler movie

Heidi Pratt

Pros: made entirely out of silicone and carbon fiber
Cons: so are wiper blades

CGI Megan Fox

Pros: she trends well on google search
Cons: can only wash your car "virtually"

Chick from Avatar

Pros: in 3d!
Cons: will get you sued. kinda flat chested

Silicone Implants

Pros: Boobs!
Cons: all T and no A


Pros: huge built in fan-fic fan base
Cons: I've been told she was already in the second movie, but who the hell could tell with all the black and grey robots smashing together. Not to mention the shaky camera work and all the explosions. I mean honestly, has Michael Bay even seen a Transformers Cartoon?




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