Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Dale Peterson means business*
I've always felt like I should run for some sort of elected office. The health care is great, you get a company car and if you're crooked you can make money hand over fist.
I bet my ads would be similar to Dale Peterson's only I wouldn't be running for Agriculture Commissioner of Alabama. I'd be running for Secretary of Keeping it Real or Vice President of Activities, those are higher than a Senator right?
* there's a %99 chance that business includes shooting "mehicans"
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I was just waiting for him to wave his hand over a lot of cars and say,
"The oh-tens are in and the oh-nines need to go...any reasonable offer won't be refused...top dollar for trade-ins...tell 'em Dale Peterson sent ya."
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