Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Getting to know your DWTS cast; Michael Irvin

"Whoooo, that's a stabbin'"

Michael Irvin is probably one of the most accomplished athletes to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars. Arguably the most dominant wide receiver of his era, Irvin won a national championship with the University of Miami, 3 Super Bowls with the Dallas Cowboys and was recently inducted into the NFL hall of fame.

Oh yeah he also once stabbed a teammate in the neck with a pair of scissors. He's also been arrested 3 different times, each time he was found with drugs (coke or weed) on him. This guy couldn't even do charity right.

Michael financed a Cowboys charity basketball team called the Hoopsters that had its own private plane, which was mostly used to hold airborne orgies, with Irvin dictating who should be f-ing who. “There was nothing Mike couldn’t think of,” said his assistant. “He had quite the imagination.”

Irvin also charged huge personal appearance fees for the Hoopsters to show up at events. In one case, he charged the Little Dribblers of Fairfield Texas $5,600 to appear, then RAISED the fee, then failed to show up and refused to refund the original money after the organizer balked at paying the increased charge. Irvin also slugged a volunteer ref during one of the team’s games.

Thanks you ABC/Disney you've finally given me someone to root for more horrible than Tucker Carlson.




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