Zom-Bot sounds like a Zom-Not

Dropping $2,525.99 on a Zombie killing robot might sound like a good idea, but what's going to happen when this thing becomes self-aware and decides that humanity is the real threat to earth, not the zombies? Save yourself $2,400 and just get a stanley fubar III. It comes with a bottle opener built into the hammer head.

I like square butts and I cannot lie

wow burger king... just wow

How long until we get an X-Men Reboot?

I figure I pirate enough music that I don't need to start downloading movies (Battle Royal being a notable exception). So I haven't seen the copy of Wolverine that's been making the rounds the last couple weeks. From everything I hear the movie kinda sucks, and more important to the nerd community, Fox has really taken a hatchet to some of the supporting characters that appear in the movie. If Wolverine tanks at the cash register and is universally panned, where does that leave the X-Men franchise? You don't suspect they would just keep rolling out "origin" movies do you? The X-Men sell way to many comics, and attract way to many fan-boys to be an "also ran" at the box office.

Fox has had the movie rights to the X-Men films for years now, and I have no idea when the rights might revert back to Marvel so this is all speculation. Fox was smart when they handed the first two movies over to Bryan Singer, but then they rushed out a poorly written and directed sequel in X-3. It's not just the X-Men franchise that Fox has driven into the ground. They've been rolling out some really crap-tastic movies the last couple of years. Here was last years big summer line up for Fox; X-Files 2, Meet Dave, The Happening, Space Chimps, Babylon AD. Their lone "hit" last summer was What Happens in Vegas, 'nuff said.

Marvel showed last summer that they could produce hits on their own. The Incredible Hulk did really well for a reboot that was only a few years removed from the original. And I don't know anyone that didn't like Iron Man. Maybe it's time for Marvel to wrestle away control of what might be it's most popular intellectual property. It might be a shame to have to recast Wolverine and Professor Xavier, but anything is better than Halle Berry as Storm, right?

Now the Wolverine Movie Is Just Rubbing the Deadpool Debacle In Our Faces

Crank 3?

i09.com has an interview with Amy Smart where she discusses, amoung other things, the possibility of a Crank 3.

"Can you talk about any particular moment that got your adrenaline up?
We definitely have another Chinatown scene. I don't know if I want to give away. I'll just give you two words: Horse Racetrack."

Ok, if at any point in this movie Statham has sex with a horse my eyes might explode. Do we really need another clerks 2 style donkey show scene?

"Has there been any talk if this movie is successful will there be a 3?
I know definitely that they are talking about a third film but I have no idea what the story would be. "

I know I know, what if they replace his heart with a zombie heart? zombies are super in right now. No wait, lets make it a teenage vampire heart, it could be a sequal to twilight! How about somali pirates? those are in the news a lot.

This really has to stop

Danielle Lloyd has got her hooks in another Footballer. Our newest victim is Spurs midfielder Jamie O'Hara. This is at least the seventh soccer player she's publicly "dated". She's previously been linked with Ryan Babel, Teddy Sheringham, Marcus Bent, Armand Traoré, Jermain Defoe and Gerard Piqué.

At what point do her friends hold an invervention for her? Sure it all fun and paparazzi now, but this is how it starts. First it's EPL, then you're dating guys in the Championship, then the SPL, then the IFA. Before you know it, you're hanging out with a bag of orange slices at Valley Ridge field number 2 waiting for a guy with a knee brace to sub out.

Fun bonus fact: Danielle participated in a BBC quiz called Test The Nation. When asked who Winston Churchill was, she replied: “Wasn’t he the first black president of America? There’s a statue of him near me - that’s black.”

The Expendables will melt your face... and apparently stallone's

Are you kidding me with this? The Expendables will easily win the Oscar for best movie ever, narrowly beating out Highlander. It's Written by Stallone. Directed by Stallone. Starring Stallone, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Danny Trejo, Eric Roberts, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Randy Coutoure and a cameo by Ahnold. Are you kidding me? This movie is going to be like Predator, if Predator was taking the same growth hormones that Stallone has been taking the last 15 years.

The plot revolves around some sort of group of mercenaries hired by the government to take out a south American dictator. But seriously, with this group of thespians are you really looking for plot? I want explosions and gatling guns, and for danny trejo to get a stunner from steve austin right after randy coutoure gets his arm chopped off while wielding twin shotguns.

Expect the end of the world April of 2010. I'm just assuming the world will end because after watching this what's the point, right?

Move over Bald Bull

If movies like Jason X, the Leaprechaun part 5, and Ghosts of Mars have taught us anything, it's that everything is better in space. Ice Cube fighting Zombies... boring. Ice Cube fighting zombies in space? Gold!

where was I? oh yeah here's a video from an unreleased ROM of Mike Tyson's Intergalactic Power Punch. A would be sequal to Mike Tyson's punch out, until Tyson got all rapey. Looks kinda like it would suck, but still it's available for download. It might be worth firing up the old NES emulator.

~via gamesetwatch.com

Andriy Shevchenko = Judas

This has got to be one of the funniest special1tv episodes in a long time. How is it that puppets on the internet give a better recap of the EPL than the talking suits on Fox Soccer Channel?