Booty Links

Bridesmaids Booties. Well this is the weirdest bridal trend I've seen in a while. Apparently it's a cool new thing to take a picture with your bridesmaids showing off their butts. I'm eagerly anticipating TLC's new hit show "Say Yes to The T-Back".

New Batgirl to become best possible DC Comic? Outside of the random issue of Teen Titans Go or Scooby Doo Team-Up I buy for my son I'm collecting zero DC comics right now. I've never been a huge DC guy but I can't remember another time when I wasn't collecting anything from them. All their books are just so dark and void of fun, edgy and adult just for the sake of being edgy and adult. Maybe.. just maybe this new Batgirl title will be their answer to marvel's trio of accessible and beloved titles: Hawkguy, Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel.

8 Insane Things From the Never-Made Oliver Stone/Arnold Schwarzenegger Planet of the Apes Way back in 1994 before Tim Burton tried to bury the franchise with Ape-raham Lincoln, some coked up studio exec thought it was a good idea to get Oliver Stone and Arnold Schwarzenegger to make a Planet of the Apes movie. Oliver Stone clearly had no real interest in doing it and what he pitched was the most drugged out nonsense I've ever heard.

The American FootGolf League. Soccer Golf. That's right. Soccer Golf. I'm so distraught there's no course here in Washington State. On the other hand I'm pretty sure if I had to take what I imagine are the equivalent of 18 goal kicks in one afternoon my foot would fall off.

Nerd out Nerds my wedding

The hardest thing about being nerdy and getting married to someone far less nerdy is that you don't get the Star Wars wedding of your dreams. All I was able to sneak in was the Superman theme as our outro. This guy pictured above was able to get every dude in the wedding party to wear a JLA shirt under their tuxes, which is pretty awesome. Still not as cool as a Star Wars wedding where my niece was going to be a Jawa but cool nonetheless.

The Weekest Links

The best thing about slacking on your own blog is that it provides ample opportunities to rip off content from other peoples blogs. With that in mind, here's some stuff other people did while I was changing diapers and burp cloths.

Couple Uses Comic as Wedding Invitation (Ft. Ackbar!)
(comics alliance)

Exploding Whale Video Reporter Looks Back Four Decades Later (asylum.com)

Homemade Roller Coasters Are a Scream (Videos)
(urlesque)

Samurai Mario Battling Bowser And Dinosaur
(geekologie)

Hey, Tony Hawk, Might Be Time To Hang Up The Skates...Well, Skateboard
(kotaku.com)

Vanilla Ice’s South African Beer Commercial
(nextround.net)

The 30 Most Mind-Blowingly Strange M.U.S.C.L.E. Figures
(toplessrobot.com)

I could have had this wedding

Ok so my wedding was pretty great, church, flowers, family, you know the whole nine yards. But how awesome would it have been if I could have had my dream wedding, the Star Wars wedding!

Most Star Wars weddings you see on-line look kinda lame, or if they make the Luke/Leia Bride/Groom mistake looks extra creepy, but Tiger and Issa's is super classy. The Storm Trooper inspired dress is great looking, and the Death Star centerpieces are really awesome. And who wouldn't love a lightsaber showdown after exchanging vows?

More pictures can be found on the photographers website.