Booty Links

Bridesmaids Booties. Well this is the weirdest bridal trend I've seen in a while. Apparently it's a cool new thing to take a picture with your bridesmaids showing off their butts. I'm eagerly anticipating TLC's new hit show "Say Yes to The T-Back".

New Batgirl to become best possible DC Comic? Outside of the random issue of Teen Titans Go or Scooby Doo Team-Up I buy for my son I'm collecting zero DC comics right now. I've never been a huge DC guy but I can't remember another time when I wasn't collecting anything from them. All their books are just so dark and void of fun, edgy and adult just for the sake of being edgy and adult. Maybe.. just maybe this new Batgirl title will be their answer to marvel's trio of accessible and beloved titles: Hawkguy, Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel.

8 Insane Things From the Never-Made Oliver Stone/Arnold Schwarzenegger Planet of the Apes Way back in 1994 before Tim Burton tried to bury the franchise with Ape-raham Lincoln, some coked up studio exec thought it was a good idea to get Oliver Stone and Arnold Schwarzenegger to make a Planet of the Apes movie. Oliver Stone clearly had no real interest in doing it and what he pitched was the most drugged out nonsense I've ever heard.

The American FootGolf League. Soccer Golf. That's right. Soccer Golf. I'm so distraught there's no course here in Washington State. On the other hand I'm pretty sure if I had to take what I imagine are the equivalent of 18 goal kicks in one afternoon my foot would fall off.

A trailer for the Total Recall Trailer

I'll give the producers of the Total Recall remake a bit of credit. Having a trailer for your trailer premier seems like a very Philip K Dick thing to do.

I've been thinking about it and I'm not really that upset that they remade Total Recall. I mean Total Recall was awesome and it still is. If this new movie sucks it's not going to make the Arnold version any worse is it? It's not like we're dealing with a sequel, or prequel, intended to add or subtract from the original movies mythos. It's a complete reboot and I guess it's supposed to be more true to the book. I say why not? It's not like it's Michael Bay ruining Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or anything. Damn you Michael Bay! Stop pissing all over the toys of my youth!

Batman and Robin the Musical

So we all know Batman and Robin is pretty much one of the worst comic book movies of all time. However, as it turns out it's a fantastic musical.

BTW, the Mr Freeze suit in Batman and Robin looks just like the one in Arkham City. I would pay a million xBox live points to get have every character in Arkham City Schumachered.

Greatest DVD comentary of all time!

Until yesterday I had no idea that Arnold Schwarzenegger did a commentary track for the Total Recall DVD. That's cause the last time* I was at Martin's place and we all voted to watch a movie my pleas for Total Recall kept getting shouted down. Seriously, Total Recall was right there. How could we NOT watch it?

Anyway, the above 4 minutes of commentary are comedy gold. It's almost too good. For the first couple minutes I thought it had to be someone doing an impression. I think I'll get this for myself for Christmas. This and a Kindle Fire. This a Kindle Fire and Skyrim.


* this may or may not have happened 6 years ago